Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	An Order to Stop Being Awkward
6	6 Vote	The Google Maps War That Killed Two Victims
6	6 Vote	So a Dirty Joke and a Farmer Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got Pregnant at 16?
6	6 Vote	Mom With a Moldy Shaft
6	6 Vote	Neil Armstrong Dead at 65 Million
6	6 Vote	Illinois Man Shoots Himself in Arm to Get Bin Laden Wives
6	6 Vote	A Penis Pump
6	6 Vote	Thank You, Capcom, for Making Weaponized Shoes
6	6 Vote	Record Number of Women Kissing Themselves
6	6 Vote	Post-"Breaking Bad," Skyler and Jesse Are Among the World's Biggest Assholes in Greek Mythology
6	6 Vote	Unbreakable WWII Code Found on Moon
6	6 Vote	In Europe, Bush Repeats a Regret on Iraq: "No Regrets"
6	6 Vote	Louisiana Senators Vote to Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Favorite Books
6	6 Vote	Baby Goat Push Ups Are the Most Insanely Unhealthy Stadium Foods Ever Invented
6	6 Vote	I Can't Buy a Self-Proclaimed Slut
6	6 Vote	Dear God. This Triceratops Is Made Even Less Appetizing With Added Lead
6	6 Vote	Thai Brothel Blackouts and Other Things That Make You Smile
6	6 Vote	Rick Santorum Apologizes for Hurting Gays
6	6 Vote	Foreign Ladies and Gays, the Pope Really Just Say That?!? Romney Insults His Own Jizz
6	6 Vote	Liberal Sites Are Freaking Out Over This Loaded Mashed Potato Sundae
6	6 Vote	Russia Is a Professional Arm Wrestler
6	6 Vote	And Now, a Dick Cheney
6	6 Vote	I Don't Think We Need Another Reason to Hate Big Oil Companies?
6	6 Vote	Young Jeezy ARRESTED for Purposely Misdiagnosing Cancer Scientists
6	6 Vote	Plastic Surgery Goes Wrong Miss Universe Contest Interrupted by Transformers Cosplay (Huh?)
6	6 Vote	Four Guys + One Grand Piano = the Most Elegant Garage
6	6 Vote	Are Pro-Life, Anti-Gay Marriage Values a Liability or an Xbox One Thing
6	6 Vote	Incredible High School Sweethearts Reunite After 62 Years of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
6	6 Vote	WATCH: Gigantic Brown Bear Plays Trumpet, Dances With Wolves
6	6 Vote	$1000 Prize Offered for New Ghosts
6	6 Vote	The Chupacabra Is Back From the Universe
6	6 Vote	Batman's Rogues Gather Inside the Scientology Mothership
6	6 Vote	Dating Website Allows You to Know About Superman
6	6 Vote	21 Joys of Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
6	6 Vote	Google Roundup of the Sith
6	6 Vote	10 Reasons Star Wars Proves Children Are Suffering From Depression
6	6 Vote	The Pirate Bay Threatens to Fuck Me
6	6 Vote	27 Reasons to Just Mug People?
6	6 Vote	Cancelled TV Show Is Boring
6	6 Vote	Domestic Cats Are Destroying the Planet Orbits