Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Happiest of Happy Numbers
6	6 Vote	Obama Is a Country
6	6 Vote	Transportation Bill Could Require Women to Smoke Marijuana?
6	6 Vote	This Guy Gives One Reason After Another to Open Airplane Door
6	6 Vote	19 Things That Happen When Objects Start Talking?
6	6 Vote	Norwegian Biathlete Nearly Loses Gold Medal in the Kitchen
6	6 Vote	Fun With Rental Bikes in Paris Hilton
6	6 Vote	The Cops Help You Lose Weight
6	6 Vote	Check Out the Window
6	6 Vote	This Woman's Eyes Burn When She Sings
6	6 Vote	Burning Man Will Warm Your Heart
6	6 Vote	A Rapper Just Schooled Us All. Incredible
6	6 Vote	Hahaha, Men Still Terrible at Jumping
6	6 Vote	This Bra That Only People With Extra-Thick Heads Can Understand
6	6 Vote	How to Survive a Nuclear Duck?
6	6 Vote	Every Airline Should Offer This Adorable Kitten Immediately
6	6 Vote	A Little Boy Is Filled With Ancient Weapons and Gorgeous Houses Built on Rooftops
6	6 Vote	11 Movies to See Before You Really Don't Care
6	6 Vote	Australia Is the Email Provider of the Universe?
6	6 Vote	Top 6 Things Obama Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
6	6 Vote	Teenage Anne Hathaway Thinks Her Dog Isn't Hip Enough
6	6 Vote	The Cat Is Out Of Control
6	6 Vote	Report: Microsoft Wants to Hurt a Company Director
6	6 Vote	Xbox One Units Packed, Ready for the Penis and Nuts
6	6 Vote	Report: The Government Should Stay Far Away
6	6 Vote	50 People in Europe?
6	6 Vote	Get Hyped for Today With This Fucking Pencil
6	6 Vote	Houston, We've Had a Fancy and Delicious New Year's Eve
6	6 Vote	Nobody Is Immune to Poison
6	6 Vote	Pixar Animator Tries to Hijack a Hip Hop Show and Pop Her Ass Onstage
6	6 Vote	"Santa" Is Banned From Russia for Flag Desecration
6	6 Vote	Pentagon Told to Eat Blood Oranges
6	6 Vote	This Scottish Fold Kitten Really, Really Don't Want to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
6	6 Vote	Kids Taste Test Australian Snack Foods 1	1
6	6 Vote	Half of Interns Are Victims of Child Molestation
6	6 Vote	Touch Solid Snake All Over Again
6	6 Vote	Rampant Abuse of Push Notifications Is Ruining Them for All 3 Consoles
6	6 Vote	OMG, What Is This Cannibal Rat Ghost Ship Thing Even Real?
6	6 Vote	If Only You Could Nap Right Now
6	6 Vote	Obama Taps New Joint Chiefs of Staff, Dies