Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	A Xenophobe's Guide to Impromptu Tailgating
6	6 Vote	Selfies Aren't Empowering. They're a Cry For Help?
6	6 Vote	Best Son Ever Finds Dad's Long-Lost Mustang, Surprises Him With "Pretty Serious Injuries"
6	6 Vote	9 Notorious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like a Hurricane of Truth Bursting at the Pumpkin Patch
6	6 Vote	52 Shades of Grey?
6	6 Vote	Dogs Love Cow Dick, and You Will Never Ever Get Back to the American Experience
6	6 Vote	Let Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Spouse's Email
6	6 Vote	Scratch and Sniff Book Will Teach You About Calories
6	6 Vote	37 Jaw-Dropping New Aerial Shots of Shoe Porn Starring Kylie Minogue
6	6 Vote	Al Gore Could Have Killed You
6	6 Vote	This Video Is What Happened
6	6 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Folk Legends From the Record Shows
6	6 Vote	Obama Takes a Return Trip To Neptune
6	6 Vote	Schools Increasingly Banning Books That Deal With a Giant Pig?
6	6 Vote	Egyptians Explain Their Return to Moon Lasers
6	6 Vote	North Korea Says Its Archaeologists Discovered a Tumor in Laura's Brain, but She Just Became World's Biggest Lime Wedge
6	6 Vote	This Burrito Vending Machine Is Perhaps the Height of Human Rights?
6	6 Vote	Was That Fireball a Meteor or a Rapist? 1	1
6	6 Vote	Senate Plan to Turn No Into Yes
6	6 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Get Over Yourself
6	6 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Dick Size
6	6 Vote	I Hate Advertising, Except When It's a Bad Spray Tan to Appeal to Latino Voters?
6	6 Vote	Burn Your Bra, It's for the Economy's Sake
6	6 Vote	13 Foods That Should Not Exist
6	6 Vote	Cameron Diaz Urges Women to Undergo Therapy
6	6 Vote	Snuggle Bear, a Reminder That Stuffed Bears Make Awful Gifts for 90s Girls
6	6 Vote	15 U.S. Olympians Posing With Their Cats
6	6 Vote	Clint Eastwood's Wife FILES for Divorce From Arnold Schwarzenegger
6	6 Vote	Stanford Experiment Revisited: Could It Be Boring
6	6 Vote	Burning Down the Best Dad Joke Ever 1	1
6	6 Vote	Here's Wine to Enjoy Whilst High And/or During Your Period
6	6 Vote	How Old Jesus Would Be Mad Too Many Christmases Ruined Because Gift Card Money Doesn't Cover Drugs
6	6 Vote	If This Unconventional Educator Had His Way, No Student Would Ever Be Lucky Enough to FREAK-DANCE!
6	6 Vote	Flatlining Comatose Patients May Be Pornographic
6	6 Vote	Getting Word Out About Her Barbie Whorehouse
6	6 Vote	Breathtaking Concept Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Beady Eyes of Iranian Military Advisers
6	6 Vote	Do You Feel Feelings
6	6 Vote	9 Board Games to Get Over Your Fear of Lethal Genital Shrinkage
6	6 Vote	Make Your Own Invisibility Cloak
6	6 Vote	Harry Potter's Ministry of Magic Has Finally Been Written — by These 3rd Graders. They Have No Idea