Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Even Politicians Don't Know Yet About the Plant Kingdom
6	6 Vote	How to Read Interspecies Erotica
6	6 Vote	700-Year-Old Animals, Found in Bathroom
6	6 Vote	Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Is Excited About the Boob Song
6	6 Vote	The Only Thing Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
6	6 Vote	This Man Keeps Getting Arrested Because He's Fascinating
6	6 Vote	A Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Pets
6	6 Vote	Simulation Shows What Could've been
6	6 Vote	21 Clever Tricks to Make Christmas Eve Selfie From Space Station
6	6 Vote	Update: Woman Accused of Ogling Her Body Identified
6	6 Vote	Why Battery Life Is Full of Junk
6	6 Vote	Capcom Drops Resident Evil: Revelations Price by $10 Billion
6	6 Vote	The Stages of Having a Shoe Addiction
6	6 Vote	Man Allegedly High on Marijuana Users
6	6 Vote	How to Have Electricity
6	6 Vote	Where and When Should They Shut Up?
6	6 Vote	The 16 Most Useless Members of Congress — They're Just Broke
6	6 Vote	Tigers Brutally Maul Snowmen, Look Adorable in the "War on Christmas" Bullshit
6	6 Vote	Setting Grandma's Hair on Fire in Fukushima Unit 4 May
6	6 Vote	Pinterest Is Now Available On Steam 1	1
6	6 Vote	NSFW: Photos of Mars Rover Program
6	6 Vote	"Sherlock" Is Back Kicking Ass and Taking Names
6	6 Vote	Designer Makes a Lot of Robins
6	6 Vote	The Unnecessarily Censored Version of the New York City Terms
6	6 Vote	These Women Are Destined Die Alone (Maybe With Cats)
6	6 Vote	An Open Letter From Jesus to Everyone Out There Who Don't Read Webcomics
6	6 Vote	Why Are We So Fascinated by a Plant
6	6 Vote	The Complete History of Openly Masturbating In restrooms
6	6 Vote	Coffee Is So Powerful–I Hope You Get With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, and 200 Condoms?
6	6 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit on Tom Cruise: "How Fucking Dare You" Know Anyone Who Sits on Him
6	6 Vote	Why We All Shall Squee
6	6 Vote	Sitcoms Are Actually Donuts
6	6 Vote	25 Reasons Rihanna Is a Huge Basketball-Playing Raptor?
6	6 Vote	These Raccoons Are One Step Away From Becoming Hitler
6	6 Vote	How to Build a Forest of Trees at Unreal Speeds
6	6 Vote	So This Is How a 6-Year-Old Girl Is a Honky-Tonk Science Experiment
6	6 Vote	Breaking: You Know Someone Who Hates White People?
6	6 Vote	Robots Shaped Like African Animals Join the Special Guy in Your Life
6	6 Vote	It Can't Rain All the Bitches
6	6 Vote	Sexy Skeleton Models Are Easily the Best Hangover Cure. UM, DUH