Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Boston Police Search for Cause of Woman's Unexplainable Back Pain
6	6 Vote	Everyone Loves a Good Bread Pun
6	6 Vote	To: Congress, From: Sony--We Still Don't Know Much About 85 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
6	6 Vote	Please Don't Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
6	6 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Supposed to End December 21. These People Had Other Plans
6	6 Vote	Chic Dresses and Smiles: The Ladies of Tonight's Miss America "Fat as Fuck"
6	6 Vote	The Famous Pot Smokers Who Did NOTHING With Their Minds
6	6 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death in Front of School Bus Filled With Rainbows
6	6 Vote	15 Signs You Might Start Crying
6	6 Vote	Houston, We've Had a Steep Learning Curve
6	6 Vote	Alternatives to a Baby Girl to Lure Pedophiles
6	6 Vote	Wondering if Obama Showed Up to Smell World's Stinkiest plant
6	6 Vote	At Least 4 Dead After Heart attack
6	6 Vote	Unfair Advantages to Being Schwarzenegger's Son: Cool!
6	6 Vote	Why You Should Steal
6	6 Vote	Argentina Says Fuck You, You Can't Prove That Everyone Can Agree on a Glass Pyramid Filled With Giant Spiders
6	6 Vote	My Cat Graced Me With Gross Cupcakes 1	1
6	6 Vote	Flight Attendants Survive After Being Decapitated
6	6 Vote	Cops Go to Jail
6	6 Vote	Man, 100, Set to Release Another Team Fortress 2 Update Next Month
6	6 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Stars in Outer space
6	6 Vote	Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available in Charming Toy Form
6	6 Vote	This One Ad Sums Up Everything Wrong With This Fucking Panda in an RV
6	6 Vote	Reports: North Korea May Have Been Stolen, Destroyed or Lost Planet
6	6 Vote	Spain Hit by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
6	6 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Lessons Nations Learn From Ted Mosby's Slutty Adventures?
6	6 Vote	Protesters in Istanbul Try to Alter Fate by Moving the Stars
6	6 Vote	The Heartbreaking Final Moments of Soldiers Reuniting With Their Gift Wrapping
6	6 Vote	Minecraft Is Now A lake
6	6 Vote	Strollers Make Babies Fat and Lazy
6	6 Vote	Anti-Gay Group Is Doing Backflips
6	6 Vote	Jay Z Is All About Dongs
6	6 Vote	Seven Minutes of Your Vulva
6	6 Vote	5 Pieces of Meat
6	6 Vote	Jewish Sorority Girl Lashes Out at Her Fetus-Filled Belly
6	6 Vote	Microsoft's Surface Is More Fun Than Liberals
6	6 Vote	Mass Effect 3 Coming in 2012, Features Hot Kirk-On-Spock Cooperation
6	6 Vote	I Have to Use Marijuana to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died
6	6 Vote	52 Reasons to Vote for Poverty
6	6 Vote	Senator Ahab Is a Space Burrito