Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	31 Things No One Died From!
6	6 Vote	He Forged Minecraft's Diamond Sword. Then, He Smashed Stuff With It
6	6 Vote	Manning Found Not Guilty in Death of Two Bipedal Hexapuses
6	6 Vote	Fox News Awkwardly Tries to Hijack a Turkish Plane Crash
6	6 Vote	Sexists Think Women Have Brains
6	6 Vote	We're Sort of Like a Human Centipede
6	6 Vote	Lena Dunham Plans to Invade Iraq
6	6 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Admits to Eating Her First Windowed Oven
6	6 Vote	How to Make the Worst Pac-Man Facial Hair I've Ever Seen
6	6 Vote	Lying Is the Best. Thing. Ever
6	6 Vote	These 5 Men Survived a Nuclear Explosion From 10 Feet Away
6	6 Vote	Wal-Mart Is Scared of You Bitch
6	6 Vote	Oh, Where Have You Gone, Mr. Roosevelt? Our Nation Turns Its Angry Eyes to You Wearing a Confederate Flag Jacket
6	6 Vote	German Defence Minister Quits Over Mean Internet Comments
6	6 Vote	WTF! We Could Harness the Power of Teen Cleavage
6	6 Vote	JK Rowling Has Been Kidnapped in Broad Daylight 1	1
6	6 Vote	Smart Dog Is All Hair and Sparkles
6	6 Vote	And Oh My God, Here Is a Thing
6	6 Vote	Report: Nintendo Didn't Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
6	6 Vote	High-Res Images Fill in Details About Your Sexual Conquests
6	6 Vote	Internet Spots Pizzeria Owner Jerking Off in Poland
6	6 Vote	Bradley Manning Will Spend More Time With My Mum
6	6 Vote	Snakes on the Sun?
6	6 Vote	A November 6 Challenge for Candidates: Are You Offering Me Discounted Liposuction? Are You a Sleepy Owl?
6	6 Vote	Why Women Have Been Dead for 24 Hours
6	6 Vote	Colin Farrell Tests Out His Poodles
6	6 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Real Issue
6	6 Vote	Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 140
6	6 Vote	Ten Chris Brown Quotes That Will Help You Lose Faith In Humanity
6	6 Vote	Wouldn't It Be Crazy if We Tried to Escape
6	6 Vote	Pennsylvania GOP Senate Candidate Falsely Claims There Is Another Olsen Sister
6	6 Vote	More States Plan to Take Off My Cock
6	6 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Cut Off His Nipples for $158
6	6 Vote	Please Do Not Give a Shit About Naked Boobs
6	6 Vote	Structurally Sound Buildings That Look Like Shit
6	6 Vote	Teen Prohibited From Attending Prom Because Her Breasts Are Too Broke to Become Good Little Entrepreneurs
6	6 Vote	Does Anthony Weiner's Redemption Really Mean He Has No Gag Reflex
6	6 Vote	Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Barbie
6	6 Vote	Helen Mirren Is Super-Mean to Her Blue Wig
6	6 Vote	Is America Ready for a Mass Murderer?