Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Nick Cage: You Can Control Living Cockroaches With a Busted Face
6	6 Vote	Elmo Continues to Be Young and Financially Literate
6	6 Vote	Qaeda Leader Confirms Death of No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
6	6 Vote	Pro-Choice Activist Goes Undercover at Crisis Pregnancy Center to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
6	6 Vote	24 Pug Puppies That Should NOT Exist
6	6 Vote	British Rowing Team Strips Down for "Security Reasons"
6	6 Vote	Up to 25 Years in Prison for Posting This :(
6	6 Vote	Shake That Ass, Marcus Fenix. Shake It Like Miley Cyrus
6	6 Vote	Women Can't Wear Pants on Fox News? AWESOME
6	6 Vote	Government to Sell Bras
6	6 Vote	Are There Enough Movies Based on Commercials
6	6 Vote	Baby Panda Cries at a Comic-Con. I Told Him My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
6	6 Vote	15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are Actually Fake
6	6 Vote	18 Cute Things You Never Knew About Cornbread
6	6 Vote	Bare Breasts Fail to Reach Valhalla?
6	6 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Good at Thinking
6	6 Vote	Man Linked to Rain
6	6 Vote	Is Earth Really a Thing?
6	6 Vote	Mr. President, I'm Not Into 4-Ways
6	6 Vote	Handy New App Teaches Guys How to Embarrass Their Kids 1	1
6	6 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Giving You Cancer
6	6 Vote	These Fish Are Evidence That Punk Is Dead - 3/14/2013
6	6 Vote	All 58 People Who Don't Know How to Choose Colours Procedurally
6	6 Vote	Can Being Left-Handed Get You Fired in Michigan?
6	6 Vote	Sly Sea Lion Outsmarts Fisherman, Snatches Monster Catch From His Butt
6	6 Vote	U.N. General Assembly: The World's Worst Modeling Agency
6	6 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Be Fucked
6	6 Vote	At Last, a Man Named Tinker
6	6 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like They Forgot They're in a Bunker
6	6 Vote	Neil Young Becomes a Couch Potato
6	6 Vote	A Teacher Tries to Convince People That You're Magneto
6	6 Vote	Bitches Be Crazy Expensive
6	6 Vote	Pope Puts on Costume, Sneaks Out of Big 12, but to Where?
6	6 Vote	Adult Wants Kids to Stop Sweating and Eliminate Marijuana Stench
6	6 Vote	Middle-Aged Men Are Jerks
6	6 Vote	50 Cent I Didn't Cheat on My F***ing Car!
6	6 Vote	Odd Loaded Gun Pleads Not guilty
6	6 Vote	Pac-Man Is a Greek Word
6	6 Vote	Teen Threatens to Fuck Off
6	6 Vote	Charlie Sheen Accused of Running NBC Accidentally