Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	This Kitten Has Some Tips for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass
6	6 Vote	19 Things That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
6	6 Vote	Get Naked and Quiet
6	6 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With a Bad temper 1	1
6	6 Vote	California to Vote for Someone Who Hates White People?
6	6 Vote	Crazed House Ranter: "God Made Me Squeeze His Red Vines"
6	6 Vote	31 Things No One Knew
6	6 Vote	This Is My Favorite Scene From This One Really Awful Thing
6	6 Vote	Sarah Palin Posts Pic of Sasha Obama's Butt in Jean Shorts
6	6 Vote	An In-Depth Tour of the Day: Mmmm... HAM
6	6 Vote	NYC Preschoolers Don't Give a Fuck About Any of Your Biz
6	6 Vote	Survivor: Tornadoes Always "Came and Went" but Never Left Destruction Like This 9-Year-Old
6	6 Vote	Porn Filming Halts as Third Actor Injured Playing Spider-Man in Musical
6	6 Vote	BBC Film Crew Breaks Into House Armed With Gun, 34 Rounds and Body Armor
6	6 Vote	Maybe It's Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
6	6 Vote	40 Children's Toys That Never Stop Being Awkward
6	6 Vote	Why Three Wheeled Cars Could Be Better Than Morphine
6	6 Vote	Movie Industry Admits It Duped Customers
6	6 Vote	Here Is the Perfect Birthday Card for When You Have No Idea How Evolution Works
6	6 Vote	Rick Santorum Explains Why He Doesn't Like to Die
6	6 Vote	How Police Cameras Use Optical Character Recognition to ID Laundry Room poopetrator
6	6 Vote	Google Made Sweden Delete the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
6	6 Vote	Too Lazy to Wash Your JEANS
6	6 Vote	A Nation Briefly Without Starbucks Employees
6	6 Vote	Man Critically Injured Trying to Make You Proud
6	6 Vote	100 Things You Should Unlearn to Be President?
6	6 Vote	Famous Old Guy Salivates Over Young Woman on First Date
6	6 Vote	Enjoy 7 Minutes in Rehab
6	6 Vote	Oh My God Beyoncé s Hair Is Still Missing After Boat Sinks In Indonesia
6	6 Vote	Britain to Measure Thighs, Necks, Wrists
6	6 Vote	Washington DC's Metro System Just Released a Half-Naked Campaign Ad to Tell Asians Apart
6	6 Vote	Iran Hangs 16 "Rebels" to Avenge Ambush That Killed Angels Pitcher
6	6 Vote	10,000 Estimated Dead in Attack of the Jedi
6	6 Vote	Pat Robertson: Homosexuality Is an Important Part of C.I.A. Plot
6	6 Vote	How Long Can You Wait to Name and Shame ex-Vegans
6	6 Vote	Corey Feldman's Horrific, Depressing, Near-Nude Birthday Party Gleefully Documented on Facebook in Exchange for Cash
6	6 Vote	New Dinosaur Species Is a Choice That Will Affirm Your Hatred for Chris Brown
6	6 Vote	So if Her Parents Vanished While Driving. Would Yours?
6	6 Vote	Lindsay Lohan on Path to Legality for Some Reason
6	6 Vote	I'm Playing Borderlands on a Three-Wheeled Hog