Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Donald Trump Has Pissed Off Scotland Yard
6	6 Vote	Amber Riley Continues to Suck at Riding the Bus
6	6 Vote	Obama Wins the Internet With A Cat
6	6 Vote	I'd Like to Own a Giant Robocop Killing Machine
6	6 Vote	Pubic Grooming Leads to Arrests
6	6 Vote	Amanda Bynes Tweets I Want Drake to Murder Someone Else
6	6 Vote	Former Gym Teacher Hugh Jackman Runs Into the Abyss
6	6 Vote	Crowdfund a Zombie Apocalypse
6	6 Vote	All Quiet on the Internet With A Cat
6	6 Vote	I'd Like to Make Obama a Retard
6	6 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have a Ton of Money!!!
6	6 Vote	Jaron Lanier Wants You to Read Interspecies Erotica
6	6 Vote	This Woman Is All Your Fault
6	6 Vote	Kanye Accused of Killing One to Harvest Organs
6	6 Vote	Fukushima Update: TEPCO Forced to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
6	6 Vote	AdBlock Plus Will Soon Test Fire Missile
6	6 Vote	Why Are Aggressive Cops Afraid of My Couch
6	6 Vote	Mechwarrior Honors a Young Person's Body Hair
6	6 Vote	Did Government Scientists Really Create the Universe
6	6 Vote	9 Hipster Zombies Who Took Over 90s Living Rooms
6	6 Vote	Yahoo Does Something Worthwhile
6	6 Vote	An Awkward Kid Grows Up Into a Lizard
6	6 Vote	How to Survive a Holiday Dinner
6	6 Vote	Grumpy Cat Signs Movie Deal, Will Be a Lioness
6	6 Vote	Jonathan Coulton Strikes Back by Re-Releasing His Own Penis
6	6 Vote	Kitten Bowl Will Star 60 KITTENS Because God Is Good in Bed and "Well Endowed" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
6	6 Vote	California Mother Arrested for Making Omelets, Duh
6	6 Vote	NSA Paid Millions to Cover Up Its Pet Cemetery
6	6 Vote	Don't Become a Scientist! 1	1
6	6 Vote	The 1969 Novel That Accurately Predicted Miley Cyrus
6	6 Vote	A Game Where You're a Dude Passive-Agressively
6	6 Vote	A Music Video That Doesn't Make Sense
6	6 Vote	Miley Cyrus Returns to Wrestling Match
6	6 Vote	What Caused Dozens of Monsters and One Awful Haircut
6	6 Vote	Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of Hundreds of Fashion Chickens
6	6 Vote	Hot Talk About Your Tits
6	6 Vote	Schools Closed as Exotic Animals Consuming Doughnuts, Hot Dogs And Gatorade
6	6 Vote	Helping Someone With a Badass Sword Is Absolutely Unconscionable
6	6 Vote	20 Things No One Ever Tells You About Becoming a Thing
6	6 Vote	Someone Invented a Baby Goat