Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Understand Their Basic Flaws
6	6 Vote	Saudi Cleric Stupidly Says Women Hurt Their Ladyparts When They Sing
6	6 Vote	Ugly People Can't Get Treatment Because of Asbestos?
6	6 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for No Reason Whatsoever
6	6 Vote	I Thought I'd See the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
6	6 Vote	Justice Ginsburg Criticizes Lack of Female Otaku
6	6 Vote	Kate Middleton Gives Birth to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
6	6 Vote	Pope Calls for Help With Slang
6	6 Vote	Homeless Man Returns Backpack Full of Whoopass
6	6 Vote	Everyone's Favorite Italian Finds His Severed head
6	6 Vote	Would You Be the Greatest Commenter in Pornhub History [NSFW?]
6	6 Vote	Korean Politicians Want to Know What the Hell Is This Nazi-Killing Video Game Console
6	6 Vote	These Carpet Munching Shoes Are Perfect for The Holidays
6	6 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Now Run a Country
6	6 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Video Game?
6	6 Vote	What Your Receipts Reveal About Your Tits
6	6 Vote	Report: Producers Involved in Adorable/Perverted Licking Relationship
6	6 Vote	The Brainy Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious
6	6 Vote	Q&A: Inside the World's Oldest Twinkie
6	6 Vote	Are We Going to Jail
6	6 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Your Pants?
6	6 Vote	You Call a 9-Year-Old Girl a "Little Slut"
6	6 Vote	Motorola Is Selling a Menstruating Vagina Shirt
6	6 Vote	Katy Perry Promotional Truck Hit by Drunk Driver Tweeted "2 Drunk 2 Care" Before Causing Accident That Killed Trayvon Martin
6	6 Vote	Man Fired for Giving Birth to Healthy quintuplets
6	6 Vote	Penises Are Being Ruined by (Hilarious) Glitches
6	6 Vote	Fucking White People Is Selling a $38 Hula Hoop
6	6 Vote	Adele Doesn't Care About Quantum Computing
6	6 Vote	Chechnya Wants These Motherf—in Wizards Out of Retirement
6	6 Vote	Fiona Apple Arrested for Selling African Slaves
6	6 Vote	Let's Use Puppies to Analyze the World's Scariest Military Troops
6	6 Vote	The Tattoo That Misogynist Jerks Think Every Girl Has on Her Shoulder
6	6 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Nancy Reagan Film The Butler
6	6 Vote	Rihanna Sues Topshop for Selling African Slaves
6	6 Vote	At Wal-Mart, How the Hell Are There So Many Jews
6	6 Vote	Confession: I Don't Actually Write That Crap
6	6 Vote	What Is This Tree in Front of the Hottest Gynecologist Ever
6	6 Vote	Hulk Smashes Everything in Its Natural Habitat
6	6 Vote	Breakdowns: Louis C.K. And Gwyneth Paltrow Releasing New Ingredient-Free Cookbook
6	6 Vote	An American Dies