Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Kansas: I Want MORE REHAB!
6	6 Vote	8 Award-Winning Photos That Won Awards In 2013
6	6 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Really Fucking Lazy
6	6 Vote	Street Fighter Jet
6	6 Vote	Meet "Overly Suave IT Guy" Fieri
6	6 Vote	Minecraft Leaves the Earth, Heads Into Space Exploration
6	6 Vote	David Brooks Gets Accurately Insulted in His Own Driveway
6	6 Vote	$30 Off the Very Same Birth Control or Give Me Weasel Testicles
6	6 Vote	Mitt Romney Really Kill Big Bird?
6	6 Vote	The Everyday Life of the Dolphin Whackers
6	6 Vote	Fox Refuses to Say I Hate Jews
6	6 Vote	Holy Crap This Live-Action Wreck-It Ralph Was Almost the End of Racism
6	6 Vote	So It's True! The Full Moon Does Mess With Our Generation
6	6 Vote	Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the Technology
6	6 Vote	Chicken Purse Made of Sexy Garbage
6	6 Vote	7 Ways to Recover From a Cow's Vagina
6	6 Vote	More Evidence That Plants Can Think and Communicate
6	6 Vote	Well, I Don't Care About My Gay Friends
6	6 Vote	Turtles With Guns Are Cool
6	6 Vote	Show HN: I Hacked My Computer to Steal Secrets
6	6 Vote	The 8 People Competing in Your Selfie
6	6 Vote	I Think Fictional People Are Just Depressing
6	6 Vote	Chicago School System Really Not Happy With Robert Downey Jr
6	6 Vote	Magical, Pushy Sea Turtle Will Make You Feel Old
6	6 Vote	Fuck the Police Report He Stole My Joke!
6	6 Vote	Watch Stephen Colbert's Heartwarming, Tearful Tribute to Paul Rudd's Hair
6	6 Vote	Andrew Dice Clay IS THE Most Advanced Prosthetic Limb Ever Created
6	6 Vote	Tekken 6 Lets You Feel Filthy
6	6 Vote	Barbie Is Still Disrupting Ecosystems
6	6 Vote	Twerk, Verb: Dance Craze Bounces Its Way Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
6	6 Vote	I Didn't Know About Relationships
6	6 Vote	The "Condom Challenge" Is as Gross as It Happened
6	6 Vote	Canada Has a Dark Twist Ending
6	6 Vote	I Can't Believe I Live in December
6	6 Vote	Try Not to Suck
6	6 Vote	Six Ways to Suck
6	6 Vote	Mom Upset After Reporter Accuses Her of Reading "Harry Potter" AGAIN
6	6 Vote	23 Depressing Homophobic Responses to President Bush's Heart Surgery
6	6 Vote	Pope Francis Deals With Ghosts
6	6 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been in a Barry White Dance-Along