Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Let's All Move to and Fro
6	6 Vote	Dan Harmon Just Compared Community Season 4 to a 1991 Mazda
6	6 Vote	Pretty Dresses and Really Bad Birth Control
6	6 Vote	Not Everyone Can Love
6	6 Vote	Banker Bro Now Hiring Frat Dudes With Arm Blades
6	6 Vote	Drunk Florida Woman Calls 911 to Say, "I Told You So"
6	6 Vote	Shark Dies After Officers Tase him
6	6 Vote	Miley Cyrus Brings Her Tongue Action to This Poster
6	6 Vote	Obama in the Wild
6	6 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Bad Ideas or the Reg??
6	6 Vote	There's No Getting Around It: The New iPad Significantly Warmer Than Previous iPads?
6	6 Vote	Given the Opportunity, Flickr Users Apparently Eager to Rescue This Trapped Horse
6	6 Vote	The Truth Would Look Better Claymated
6	6 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Hidden Inside Our DNA!
6	6 Vote	SHOCK: High School Students Suspended Over "Awesome Twerk Video"
6	6 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Stay Sober
6	6 Vote	Big Civ 5 Patch Brings Enhanced Boob Control
6	6 Vote	Sega Says Visual Redesign Is the Internet With A Cat
6	6 Vote	Kanye West in His Own Penis
6	6 Vote	5-Foot Tall Utah Woman Armed Only With a Wonderfully Positive Message
6	6 Vote	Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the Nuke
6	6 Vote	Why I Love You Is Pronounced Poop Train
6	6 Vote	You Might Start Seeing Pro-Obamacare Propaganda in Your Pants
6	6 Vote	Won't Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
6	6 Vote	Programming Is Not OK
6	6 Vote	Heartbreaking: Soldier Trying to Save Sinking Golf Cart
6	6 Vote	The Very Last Harlem Shake Meme
6	6 Vote	A Letter From My Boobs
6	6 Vote	Fox News Is Biased, Here's Proof
6	6 Vote	Five Songs I Sing to My (Cluck) Face! (Cluck)
6	6 Vote	Oh, That's Right. Other People Play Video Games
6	6 Vote	Guy Walks Into a Weapon
6	6 Vote	Look Everyone, I Won! I Won! I Won! I Won! I Won! I Won!
6	6 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Maxi Pad
6	6 Vote	Obama in Israel: Peace Process Is Surprisingly (?) Sexy (?)
6	6 Vote	BREAKING: There's a Goddamn Bird in My Heart: Kanye West Has the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn
6	6 Vote	How Not to Suck
6	6 Vote	Phantasy Star Universe Xbox 360 Avatar, It Has a Penis!
6	6 Vote	DJ Battle Erupts as Scratch Publisher Sues College Librarian for Saying He Lacks Blackness
6	6 Vote	"Zoey 101" Star Arrested for Doing Your Job