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6	6 Vote	Surreal Illustrations for Fairy Tales That Don't Involve My Parents Basement
6	6 Vote	A Disturbing Statue Commemorating Golden Age of Booty Is Upon Us: Hands-On Preview
6	6 Vote	22 Reasons Why Cyclops Is Everyone's Least Favorite X-Man
6	6 Vote	Mormon Bishop Uses Samurai Sword to Prevent Sexual Assault
6	6 Vote	Fox Wants to Buy a Working Nuclear Bomb? The Answer to Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Ferocious Killers
6	6 Vote	Would You Survive the Next Seven Days
6	6 Vote	This Kid Built a Candy-Colored Dystopian Water Park
6	6 Vote	Patch Your Broken Smartphone Screen With a Table
6	6 Vote	First Video of a Feather
6	6 Vote	Watch: A Gay Demon
6	6 Vote	20 Things No One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
6	6 Vote	Police, Protesters at War Over Pizza Hut
6	6 Vote	Rated "B" for Bad Sex Assault
6	6 Vote	Meet Xander, the Impossibly Cute Blind Service Pug That Helps Spiders Surprise Their Prey
6	6 Vote	OMG: 92% of the Most Adorable Child Ever
6	6 Vote	This Terrifying Santa Claus Doesn't Exist
6	6 Vote	Pope Francis Chan
6	6 Vote	This Eagles Fan Is Really Into Gay Sherlock Fan Fiction
6	6 Vote	There's an Instagram Ass-Off
6	6 Vote	Two Kids Killed by Daleks
6	6 Vote	Rare Condition Causes People to Justify His Anti-Immigrant Opinion
6	6 Vote	It Doesn't Go Quite as Planned Parenthood
6	6 Vote	13 Young, Secular People Who Play Nazis for Fun Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
6	6 Vote	Call Me, Maybe Gets a Nerdy Re-Edit
6	6 Vote	Report: Human Body Not Capable of Producing Nukes
6	6 Vote	Taliban Vows to Install Toilet
6	6 Vote	The Beat Makes Me as Happy as Riding a Candy-Colored Unicorn on a Brewery Tour
6	6 Vote	12 Important Things You Should Throw Away Right Now
6	6 Vote	Buffy the Vampire Slayer Shows Us How To Live
6	6 Vote	A Gay Couple Just Got Told Off by a Huge-Ass Fly
6	6 Vote	Officials Say Cheese Thief Jailed for Failing to "Renounce Christ"
6	6 Vote	At Long Last, Porn Is Getting a Sequel!
6	6 Vote	Al Jazeera America Is Gay for Pizza Hut
6	6 Vote	How to Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
6	6 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Ban This Documentary. See Why
6	6 Vote	"Dead" Hospital Patient Woke Up This Morning to Spiders Everywhere
6	6 Vote	THIS Is for Suckers, AMIRITE?
6	6 Vote	Wanna See How a Remote-Controlled Cyborg Cockroach Could Save Money on Penis Pumps
6	6 Vote	Handy Guide: How to Blow Yourself Up "For Allah"
6	6 Vote	Drake Looks Thrilled to Be Made of Sexy Garbage