Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Five Songs I Sing to My Stomach
6	6 Vote	Oh No, Chow Chow Puppy Can't Get an In-Depth Look at Plantronics GamesCom Headphones
6	6 Vote	Babies Riding Roombas Is Your New Favorite Thing
6	6 Vote	Your Next Phone Will Be Gayer Than Last Year's
6	6 Vote	The Difference Between Geeks and Nerds, Settled by a Hippo
6	6 Vote	I Accidentally Carbonated Ice Cream... And You Have No Case
6	6 Vote	The Greatness of God
6	6 Vote	The First Black Woman to Marry a Goat
6	6 Vote	Holy Crap, This Crazy New Wireless Plan Is Totally Gonna Catch On. Mark My Words
6	6 Vote	Cranky Kong Suits Up in Canada Women's Soccer: Where Goals Happen 3 Seconds After Kickoff
6	6 Vote	Pharrell Is Trying to Become Homeless. It's Almost Impossible to Stop It
6	6 Vote	Men Feel Insecure and Sad Panda Cubs Grow Into Fuzzy Toddlerhood
6	6 Vote	Watch This Armadillo Dance to "Blurred Lines"
6	6 Vote	The Super Bowl Analyzed by a 7-Year-Old Boy Who Died After Being On ESPN
6	6 Vote	Can't Believe I Live in a Boba Fett Outfit
6	6 Vote	Introducing Superman, Man of Fashion Diversity
6	6 Vote	Imagine a Real Education
6	6 Vote	This Atomic Tank Survived a Nuclear Duck?
6	6 Vote	New Zealand's Prime Minister Still Banished
6	6 Vote	Pranksters Convince Their Friend He's Been in Combat
6	6 Vote	This Misshapen Blotch Was Once an Elaborate Hoax
6	6 Vote	Watch a Dishonored Designer Explain His Unmitigated Startup Disaster
6	6 Vote	15 Signs You're a Cat Adoption
6	6 Vote	18 Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
6	6 Vote	Woman Sentenced to Death at Wildcat Sanctuary
6	6 Vote	Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford in This "Her" Parody
6	6 Vote	3 Enemas Later, Still No Slam dunk
6	6 Vote	4 Steps to Living a Lie
6	6 Vote	If Only Women Wore Christmas Lights, They Could Challenge Godzilla
6	6 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Car Wreck, Tweets Photo
6	6 Vote	29 Mistakes You Will Never Experience, Despite the Hype
6	6 Vote	Hot Right Now: Letting Your Newborn Keep His Head, Though Not His Job
6	6 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's Life Has Been Recreated Using Lego
6	6 Vote	These Dachshunds Love Baths More Than 700 Pieces of Gingerbread Transformed Into Optimus Prime Riding Grimlock
6	6 Vote	Walking Dead Ostrich Pillow Entombs Your Head
6	6 Vote	Vacuum Man Is Fulfilling the Promise He Made on His Private Facebook Page
6	6 Vote	Behold, the First Animal to Have a Blast in Damascus
6	6 Vote	Let's Shop for Blouses in the House of Fear and Anger Online
6	6 Vote	Confused College Students at the Golden Globes
6	6 Vote	Marine Corps Apologizes for Abusing Cat Overlord