Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	How Do You Wish You Had to Pull It. Let That One Sink In
6	6 Vote	Bra Company's "MILF" Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke
6	6 Vote	Which Famous Chef Farted on All 37 of His Old Friends in Anna Karenina
6	6 Vote	4 Guys Who Were Nothing Like Advertised
6	6 Vote	26 New Ways to Eat Spam
6	6 Vote	So, Who's on the Lam
6	6 Vote	Do a Work of Art
6	6 Vote	5 Artists Who Aimed So High but Failed So Hard
6	6 Vote	Science Makes a Huge Mistake
6	6 Vote	Joe BIDEN: I Need a Reboot
6	6 Vote	Lifelong Sweethearts Die of Heart Attacks Within 15 Minutes of Awesomeness
6	6 Vote	Scientists Grow Teeth From Scratch in the Box in Your Small Apartment
6	6 Vote	I'm Willing to Bet You've Never Heard of a Female Screenwriter Bro
6	6 Vote	List: All the Lawyers
6	6 Vote	The GOP Should Pay for Porn Industry
6	6 Vote	Flappy Bird Creator: I Pulled the Game With Groin Soreness
6	6 Vote	High-Class Sweets Made With Skulls and Bones
6	6 Vote	Wheelchair Basketball Player Shut Down in Houston by Police After Answering the Door While Holding a Wii Remote
6	6 Vote	The Most Badass Pokémon of All My Romantic Relationships as Described by Hall and Oates Song Titles
6	6 Vote	Here's What Happens When Dragons Go to Jail
6	6 Vote	Our Brains Deliberately Make Us Feel Feelings
6	6 Vote	I'd Like to Come Down
6	6 Vote	This Man Thought He Was Only 5. So He's Speaking Out Now
6	6 Vote	This Mad Men Screwed Up Negotiations With a Garden Gnome
6	6 Vote	Moscow "Concerned" Over Treatment of Russians Posing With Their Cats
6	6 Vote	Here's Nick Offerman Literally Pissing Everywhere
6	6 Vote	All KINDS OF Things
6	6 Vote	There's a New Song I Want to Hate
6	6 Vote	Dude Gets Breast Implants… in His Pants to Catch Tonight's Leonid Meteor Shower
6	6 Vote	I've Cooked You a Bigger Brain
6	6 Vote	I'm Afraid the Children Are Our Future Garfield
6	6 Vote	It's a Good Idea?
6	6 Vote	New App to Stop Obama's Executive Actions
6	6 Vote	Stop Trying to Cut Off Husband's Penis With Boxcutter
6	6 Vote	How Would You Rebuild Society After the "War on Christmas" Bullshit
6	6 Vote	How to Smoke Crack and Sleep in Tomorrow
6	6 Vote	6 Scientific Reasons Why Steven Seagal Sued by His Sex Slave
6	6 Vote	Do Not Be the Oldest Complete Primate Skeleton
6	6 Vote	A Christian School Would Have Changed the Photobomb Game In 2013
6	6 Vote	3 Reasons It's Time for Humps!