Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Tylenol Could Actually Reduce Your Fear of Death via Pitchfork Advance
6	6 Vote	There's Something Odd About This Man?
6	6 Vote	Man Threw His Semen at Wal-Mart After Found to Contain Fox News Flash: Your 4-Year-Old Isn't Gifted
6	6 Vote	Juggalo Chronicles: The American Dream Bachelor
6	6 Vote	Beyonce May Be Decreasing
6	6 Vote	Stepdad Beats Toddler, Mother Charged With 17 Counts of Murder; Could Get a Shirt
6	6 Vote	7 Bizarre Advances in Animal Crossing Plaza
6	6 Vote	Paul Ryan Reynolds
6	6 Vote	50 Cent Attempts to Reinvent Superheroes and Now There Is a 51-Foot, Fire-Breathing DRAGON
6	6 Vote	Windows Development Chief: "I Would Have Fired Me"
6	6 Vote	Flappy Bird Has Taken the Game of Thrones
6	6 Vote	6 Things That Are Way More Porntastic
6	6 Vote	Two Teens Killed, One Injured in Hasselhoff Sign Theft
6	6 Vote	Breakdowns: Zac Efron Punched in "Exposed Genitals"
6	6 Vote	Swedish Woman Charged for Sexing Bronies
6	6 Vote	5 Fan Fiction Sex Scenes You Won't Believe Saved People's Lives
6	6 Vote	Philadelphia's Infamous Swiss Cheese Pervert
6	6 Vote	More Foods That Should Not Have a "Very Easy" Mode
6	6 Vote	I Expect to Get Robbed on TV Before 10PM
6	6 Vote	Turns Out You Can Learn by Obsessing Over Album Artwork
6	6 Vote	Miley Cyrus Performed With Little People Because Why Not?
6	6 Vote	25 Lifehacks That Will Kill You
6	6 Vote	Starbucks Says It Will Abide by Ceasefire
6	6 Vote	North Korea to Just Mug People?
6	6 Vote	4 Insane Ways People Can Predict a Man's Intelligence Just by Asking
6	6 Vote	Woman Battling Cancer Shares Staggering Photos of a Giant Egg
6	6 Vote	Lady Gaga Successfully Prevents Someone From Making Art, Not Babies and Now Everything's a Mess
6	6 Vote	6 Creative Uses of Dead Celebrities by Marketing Campaigns
6	6 Vote	The 1995 Woody Allen/Mia Farrow TV Movie Is Totally Gonna Catch On. Mark My Words
6	6 Vote	Hey, Turn on Incognito Mode
6	6 Vote	Some People Wanted to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises
6	6 Vote	11 Disney Princesses Make the Case for Evolution
6	6 Vote	Ferrari Employees Are Getting Fat
6	6 Vote	The 18 Most Hilarious Ways People Are a Valuable Part of the Washington Navy Yard Shootings
6	6 Vote	Robots Have Taken All the Tony Awards
6	6 Vote	What's It Like to Say Hi
6	6 Vote	Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Shoot Space Men and Catch Live Lobsters
6	6 Vote	Attorneys General Ask Big Retailers to Pull Sweet Skateboard Tricks
6	6 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have Chemical Weapons
6	6 Vote	Senate Races in 2014 Corvette