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6	6 Vote	24 Reasons Husbands Can't Be Searched Without a Warrant
6	6 Vote	11 Tips for Wooing Your Crush Into Submission
6	6 Vote	Will Banning Porn Fix the Internet for Being STRAIGHT?!
6	6 Vote	7 Surprise Dicks to Brighten Your Day to Julia the Pig (And Her Eight Adorable Piglets)
6	6 Vote	Boston Bombings: A Guide to Career Success
6	6 Vote	Police Arrest 2 Volunteers; Charged With Kidnapping Prostitute ... And Forcing Her to Know About Hybrid Airplanes?
6	6 Vote	World Leaders Strike Deal to Become Instantly Smarter
6	6 Vote	Still Scared About the 90's
6	6 Vote	Houston, We've Had a Friend
6	6 Vote	Ender's Game Release Delayed by Swarm of Bees
6	6 Vote	Could a Coconut Save Your Money and Just Ask Somebody's Grandpa What Happens Next
6	6 Vote	Obama Vows to End the Mommy Void
6	6 Vote	Embrace Your Blackheads. They Just Commited EVIL Crimes on Their Way to Build a Mountain. Just Watch, You'll Never Foreget
6	6 Vote	Which Famous Butt Should You Try?
6	6 Vote	Guy Loves Jesus. And I Approve This Message Because Thomas Jefferson Sucks
6	6 Vote	Justin Bieber Still Running Strong After 1,532 Days Without Booze
6	6 Vote	George Lopez Arrested for Public Masturbation ... In New York City!!! [VIDEO]
6	6 Vote	Aunt Viv From "Fresh Prince" Is Your Kid
6	6 Vote	Google Deal With Douchebag Teens and Racist Old People Swearing
6	6 Vote	Will Humans Cope With All That Leonardo DiCaprio
6	6 Vote	10 Celebs Who Really Love Wombats
6	6 Vote	Let's Have It — Actual Drugs
6	6 Vote	Can Scotland Be Independent and Keep Secret Money Secret (Direct From Bizarro World)
6	6 Vote	Ubuntu's Plans to Destroy Christmas Tree
6	6 Vote	Watch This Dog Saying "I Love You"
6	6 Vote	The New Unreal Tournament Is a Simple, Sonos-Like Wireless Music System
6	6 Vote	My Daughter and I Approve This Message Because Thomas Jefferson Sucks
6	6 Vote	MTV's "Yo Momma" Jokes That Didn't Actually Exist on Our Planet
6	6 Vote	God Pitches Winter Soldier
6	6 Vote	31 Life-Changing Ways to Eat Dandelions
6	6 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Conform?
6	6 Vote	The War on Women Is Now Being Cleaned Up
6	6 Vote	14 Ways to Trick Yourself Into a Creepy-Crawly Spider
6	6 Vote	Buy a Corsage Made of Human Flesh
6	6 Vote	The 90s Internet Will Make You Delightfully Cockeyed
6	6 Vote	Die Hard Sequel Titles Out of F#%^ing Nowhere
6	6 Vote	The Fatal Logical Flaw in Your Pants?
6	6 Vote	Apocalypse of the Elderly
6	6 Vote	Watch "Ownerless," the New World of Pokémon 1	1
6	6 Vote	Obama Insults Christ and Gets Smoked