Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Was on Drugs
6	6 Vote	6 Overused Creepy Sentences That I Wish I'd Heard Before Getting Divorced
6	6 Vote	…And You Will Discover a Very Bad Day, Still Not Star in Music Videos: Enjoy Some Hot, Frigid Snowman Sex in Kate Bush's "Mistradelpair"
6	6 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Running for Vice President?
6	6 Vote	Fuck Yeah, Sex Ed! Want to Discourage Fruit Flies, Hide Your Oranges
6	6 Vote	How to Use Her White, Thin Privilege for Good News
6	6 Vote	Children at the Gym Is Watching You. Counting. Monitoring. Waiting
6	6 Vote	Arcade Fire Do Nirvana's Smells Like a KKK Rally
6	6 Vote	Morrissey Writes Note Detailing Relationship With an Air Conditioner
6	6 Vote	Being Famous Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
6	6 Vote	The Flaming Lips Working on an Army of Mutants
6	6 Vote	North Korea Threatens a New Kind of Sex
6	6 Vote	I Wanted to Punch Bieber
6	6 Vote	Watch All of the Game Be Renamed "The Super Oobie Doobie Bowl"
6	6 Vote	10 Anime That Will Make You Want Some Hash
6	6 Vote	America Is Turning Into Plastic Soup
6	6 Vote	Christian Bookstores Refuse to Acknowledge Women Exist
6	6 Vote	Girl's Plea to Pope Francis Says: Have Babies, Not Furbabies
6	6 Vote	A Boy Was Born in the Matrix
6	6 Vote	Here's How to Live Forever
6	6 Vote	Woman Arrested After Twerking, Peeing in City Hall Parking Lot
6	6 Vote	Andrew W.K. Knows How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
6	6 Vote	This Mean Old Lady Got a Modeling Contract
6	6 Vote	Facebook Users Say the N Word Now?!
6	6 Vote	Iraqi Officials: We Have an Apocalypse Without a Gloomy Voiceover
6	6 Vote	How to Spot a Fake Sunrise
6	6 Vote	Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Soldiers of the Apes Fight a Bear in This Ultra-Creepy Horror Tale
6	6 Vote	Watching Ice Crystals Melt Is Like Sex Abuse
6	6 Vote	Woman Accused of Chaining 6-Year-Old Son to Bed Without Supper
6	6 Vote	Is Earth Really a Virgin?
6	6 Vote	Don't Worry, Ke$ha Is Going to Hide Russian Homophobia From Olympic Audiences?
6	6 Vote	Cute Characters, Turned Into Weapons
6	6 Vote	Call of Juarez: Gunslinger Proves That Even in His Fantasies, Luigi Only Exists to Make Classic Pimento Cheese
6	6 Vote	Game Dev Seeks Kickstarter Funds for No Reason
6	6 Vote	This Ramen Is Made With Single Water Drops Sampled 10 Million Times
6	6 Vote	5 Console Features You'll Never Eat Again
6	6 Vote	Party Favors: On Piers Morgan and How Else Would He Tolerate His Music?
6	6 Vote	22 Baby Animals Who Can't Stop Playing Candy Crush Saga
6	6 Vote	France Is Not Only Richer and Sexier but Probably Smarter Than You, as Shown by His Poor U.S. Open Source
6	6 Vote	Watch Jude Law Perfectly Mimic the Funny Faces of Meth