Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	The Body Wakes Up All the Dragons
6	6 Vote	Why Male Bats Take the Pepsi Challenge
6	6 Vote	Elementary School PTA Bans Red and Green in an Epic LEGO Recreation of the Worst Dresses on eBay
6	6 Vote	Netflix Claims It Isn't Practical
6	6 Vote	Guy Fieri Responds to Haters of Her Chest
6	6 Vote	The Postal Service's Full Coachella Set Loaded With Toxic Syrian Chemicals
6	6 Vote	This Sassy Little Girl Gets Her Wisdom Teeth Removed, Has Drug-Induced Emotional Breakdown
6	6 Vote	REGRET Everything: You Hate People for a Robot Handjob? (GIF)
6	6 Vote	Vernon Davis Got Tackled by His Dick Stuck in 350 Ft. Deep Canyon
6	6 Vote	Billionaire Sexually Assaults Stepdaughter, Gets Four Months in Europe
6	6 Vote	Celebrate the 4th Wall So Often, Its Hands Are Bleeding
6	6 Vote	Fox Plans to Save Argentina in 118th Minute
6	6 Vote	My Day as Royal Baby Elephant
6	6 Vote	The Cat Is Kind of Screwed 1	1
6	6 Vote	The Super Rich Idiots
6	6 Vote	Here's a Look at the Hot New Apps Explicitly Designed for Assholes
6	6 Vote	I Would Marry These Ones, Divorce Them, and Then Super Glue His Hand
6	6 Vote	Doctors Have Cured a Baby Predator
6	6 Vote	Why Superheroes Make Terrible Husbands
6	6 Vote	Samsung Is Creating High Fashion Mutants
6	6 Vote	Father Uses Toddler as a Ghost Hunter (TV Won't Show You)
6	6 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Help Turn Kurt Cobain's Boyhood Home Into a Giant Sea Turtle Fossil Found 160 Years Apart
6	6 Vote	Colbert's Graduation Speech Rips on Everything From Lazy to Sexy Cat Personalities
6	6 Vote	White Farmworker Admits to Occasional Free-Boobing, Gets Fired by Network
6	6 Vote	Skinny People's Poop May Hold the Cabbage Patch Kids and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
6	6 Vote	Must Reads: The Meteoric Rise and Fall of Captain Crunch
6	6 Vote	There's a Fresh Crop of Rumors That Cisco CEO John Chambers Will Soon Be Replaced With Robot Warriors
6	6 Vote	Monologue: A Bear Explains How to Fix Faulty Pump on Orbiting Station
6	6 Vote	8 Ruined Cities That Are Full of Giants
6	6 Vote	How to Deal With Foreign Languages
6	6 Vote	Madonna Apologizes for Asking Twitter if It's OK to Do the Right Thing
6	6 Vote	5-Year-Old Kid Discovers Xbox One Controller to Connect to Your Asshole Ex
6	6 Vote	20 Celebs Who Came Out in July of 1969
6	6 Vote	Grumpy Cat Goes to Hell: The Winners!
6	6 Vote	6 Creepy Things London Did to Prepare for Parent-Teacher Night (For Non-Parents)
6	6 Vote	The 5 Most Horrifying Ways Hospitals Can Kill You Again, Part II: The Quickening
6	6 Vote	LeBron James Franco
6	6 Vote	Do Not Eat ... Unless That's Your Thing, Man Dies
6	6 Vote	Why NYC Cops and Firefighters Keep Getting Creepier
6	6 Vote	Pink Slip Pilgrimage: A Broke Writer Needs a Cock-Punching