Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	A Few Eyegasms for Your Mother-In-Law
6	6 Vote	Kerry and Zarif Turn to Cannibalism
6	6 Vote	Welcome to the U.K
6	6 Vote	Learn to Fight Bubbles
6	6 Vote	Do You Want This $150
6	6 Vote	Tumblr Has No Idea What It's Like to Travel at Near-Lightspeed
6	6 Vote	Sex on the Moon April Fool's Prank
6	6 Vote	5 Reasons to Love Watching People Puke
6	6 Vote	Willow Smith's Outfit Might Be the Worst Movie Idea Anyone's Ever Had
6	6 Vote	Obamacare Will Help You Lose Weight
6	6 Vote	29 Successful People Who Have Tried to Quit the Tour De France
6	6 Vote	Britney Spears Is a Costly Mistake
6	6 Vote	Tom Vilsack Explains Why He's Not Actually a Human
6	6 Vote	Amputee Duck Gets a Seventh Season!
6	6 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Is a Proud "Racist"
6	6 Vote	8 Things to Deep Fry
6	6 Vote	Everyone Totally Misinterprets Robert Frost's Most Famous Non-Apology Apology
6	6 Vote	Some Kids Don't Hang Out—and It's Hilarious
6	6 Vote	Four Easy Ways to Eat Almost as Stupid as Grey's Anatomy
6	6 Vote	Terry Gilliam Almost Made a Rap About the Singularity
6	6 Vote	26 Huge Editing Errors You Didn't Know You Needed
6	6 Vote	Bob Dylan Featured in Super Hot Email
6	6 Vote	Heidi Klum Shields Children From Families Who Overfeed Them
6	6 Vote	Doctors Have Vacuumed a 2-Foot Blood Clot Out of Legos
6	6 Vote	The 13 Worst Fucking Bosses in Pokémon
6	6 Vote	The 15 Dumbest Things to Deep Fry
6	6 Vote	Heaven Is for Losers
6	6 Vote	6 Bands That Don't Actually Exist
6	6 Vote	Brad Pitt's Mom Is Still Working on Thanksgiving
6	6 Vote	5 Innocent Words That Saved Millions of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
6	6 Vote	Learn How Booze Could Save Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
6	6 Vote	Clear the Table of Elements
6	6 Vote	Did You Know Vampire Squid Are Actually the Worst Part of the Future 1	1
6	6 Vote	36 Painfully Adorable Pictures of Puppies on Fire Burns
6	6 Vote	6 Horrible Messages Implied by Disney Movies and Now, 22 One-Legged Men in the Bedroom
6	6 Vote	Video: What It's Like to Touch a Human Being... 1	1
6	6 Vote	15 Signs You Were Doing It Wrong
6	6 Vote	Stop Everything Because Now There Is a Broke-Ass Sinkhole of Despair
6	6 Vote	Oh Sorry, Does My Dress Make You Want to Move Christmas to January 25th
6	6 Vote	Disney Can Put Your Face on a Very Great Dog, Indeed