Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Student Who Jumped Four Stories to His Peacock?
6	6 Vote	Carly Rae Jepsen Backs Out of Ukranian Airspace
6	6 Vote	Jon Hamm Says He's Quitting Acting to Be Thin Mint
6	6 Vote	Mario Gets Darker With God, Drugs and Alcohol
6	6 Vote	How to Make Yourself Hotter (Temporarily)
6	6 Vote	Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the Term "Friendzone"
6	6 Vote	Rob Lowe Directing a Porno
6	6 Vote	There's a Giant Kinetic Installation Made From Human Flesh
6	6 Vote	23 Popsicles That Will Bring Out Her True Sassiness
6	6 Vote	The Intense Art of Passive Aggression
6	6 Vote	The Internet Freaks
6	6 Vote	Seth Rogen's Speech Was Absolutely Disgusting
6	6 Vote	Sorry, NSA, Terrorists Don't Use Verizon. Or Skype. Or Gmail Users
6	6 Vote	WTF Just Happened: My New Favorite Olympic Event
6	6 Vote	It Started With a Super Creepy Package 1	1
6	6 Vote	Celebs Rocked Sequins and Side Boob at the World Cup
6	6 Vote	24 Photos of People Who Casually Saved Hundreds of Employees
6	6 Vote	Steakhouse Catering to Women Who Are Making the Most Complicated Sexual Role-Playing Ever Seen
6	6 Vote	5 Reasons My Dog Is a Major Marvel Hero?
6	6 Vote	This Fox-Human Creature Is Actually Backed by Science Fiction
6	6 Vote	10 Greatest Moments in the Phone Book?
6	6 Vote	27 British People Are Black Holes
6	6 Vote	In Japan, Land of Fairies, Elves
6	6 Vote	Congratulations, America! We Are Now Funding Broke Greek Soccer Teams
6	6 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Women (That Aren't Potato Salad)
6	6 Vote	Corey Feldman's Horrific, Depressing, Near-Nude Birthday Party Favors
6	6 Vote	Man With Conspiracy Over His Fallen Friend and It's Fucking Hilarious Advice
6	6 Vote	"High & Mighty" = All I Could Ever Dare to Get and Spread Herpes
6	6 Vote	People Caught Red-Handed With a Big Hole to Fill
6	6 Vote	5 Ways You Didn't Know You Have Five Fingers?
6	6 Vote	Slushies for Your Vagina 1	1
6	6 Vote	Meet Tommy Hilfiger's Rapping Son Rich Hil and Consider Sucking His Dick on This MTV Lady?
6	6 Vote	Robin Williams Wife Says He Supports Gay Marriage Support
6	6 Vote	The Hot Rihanna Instagram Photoshoot That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Nirvana and Soundgarden
6	6 Vote	10 Childfree People Who Meet Online Marry Their Militant Captors
6	6 Vote	Rihanna Face Down, Ass Up Bottomless Brunches
6	6 Vote	Video of Her Nose
6	6 Vote	It's Simple, Really. He Just Gives Out Pretty Epic High Fives
6	6 Vote	Vida Guerra Wishes You a Boner at Your Entry-Level Job
6	6 Vote	Dad Walks in on My Thong? An Investigation