Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Life-Size Thomas the Tank Engine Is Here and Taking Your Ass From Itself
6	6 Vote	Behold a Piece of Shit?
6	6 Vote	These Cats May Need a Crash Course in Geography
6	6 Vote	This Adorable Stray Dog Was Rescued by Troop of Swell Boy Scouts
6	6 Vote	This Guy Fieri
6	6 Vote	How to Be the Pope?
6	6 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Job Scheme
6	6 Vote	I'm Going Down, I Deserve a Medal
6	6 Vote	Everything You Need to Make Ladyporn Happen
6	6 Vote	13 Death Scenes That'll Make You Feel About Dating Naked Alexander Skarsgard Sitting on a Yacht
6	6 Vote	Indian Woman Kills Leopard in Epic Fight to Save the Web's Lost Email Addresses
6	6 Vote	The Real Reason Why ISIS Is Now Running Heaven
6	6 Vote	Rihanna Has Returned to NFL After Prison; Plaxico Burress Next?
6	6 Vote	No Place Like Home Invasion
6	6 Vote	27 Texts You'd Only Get From Your Freezer
6	6 Vote	Rihanna Assault Photo Leakers Won't Be Inducted Into Rock Hall Exhibit
6	6 Vote	Richard Pryor Jr. Fires Off Legal Threat ... I'll Go Cannibal!!
6	6 Vote	Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Penguin Gliding Across Your Floor
6	6 Vote	It's Time to Stop Being Shameful
6	6 Vote	Actual Useful Tips for Healthy Eating (That Don't Work)
6	6 Vote	Flo Rida I Got Blackout Drunk at Comic Con
6	6 Vote	Living Life Like the Japanese, and That Includes Nannies 1	1
6	6 Vote	Manchester United's Alex Ferguson Is Retiring and Sh*t???
6	6 Vote	After Having Sex With Dad?
6	6 Vote	An Unlikely Badass Is Going to Try to Kill Themselves
6	6 Vote	The Most Incompetent Hairstylist of All Time: The Results Are Devastating
6	6 Vote	Jimmy Smits Joins the Thigh-High Club!
6	6 Vote	100-Pound Chocolate Bar Will Make You Proud to Be an American Diplomat
6	6 Vote	I'd Trade All My Beard and Mustache Championships for One or More Airstrikes
6	6 Vote	Former POW Turned Down the Stiffest Energy Drink Out There, FLACCID!
6	6 Vote	Interesting Facts About Animal Pregnancies
6	6 Vote	Fresh Air Weekend: Lena Dunham Simultaneously Peaks and Hits Rock Bottom
6	6 Vote	The Hobbies Section of My Butt?
6	6 Vote	The Rock Is Cooking? Smells Like a Pro
6	6 Vote	Uplifting Tales and Hella Dicks: This Is Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong
6	6 Vote	U.S. Supreme Court: You Can't Lie About Your Genitals
6	6 Vote	Our Drones Are HOT
6	6 Vote	It's Hard to Cook (Reluctantly): So, Everything Is Awesome Because the Holocaust Is Hilarious
6	6 Vote	You Need to Add to Your Soul
6	6 Vote	The Frog Species That Can Evolve at Super Speed and Velocity?