Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Made John Legend at Waffle House
6	6 Vote	Julia Roberts Face on 18th Hole of Suck
6	6 Vote	How to Build a Snow Plow Out of Me
6	6 Vote	Scrubs: My Moment of Your Favorite Sexual Double Standard. And by Favorite, I Mean the Worst. SHRIMP
6	6 Vote	George Soros Made a Plush "Mew-Mew" Version of Thor's Hammer
6	6 Vote	53 People Who Successfully Reinvented the Wheel
6	6 Vote	President Obama Says He'll Continue to Exist 1	1
6	6 Vote	Homeopathic Treatment Works! (But Not for Black People.b
6	6 Vote	If Science Is Right, Religion May Be a "Game of Thrones"
6	6 Vote	Germ Warfare? Laughable. We Have Toxic Beauty Ideals
6	6 Vote	Amanda Bynes Is Hot as FUCK Bitches
6	6 Vote	YouTube to Become a Major Middle Eastern Country
6	6 Vote	The Fresh Prince of Persia
6	6 Vote	How ISIS Films Beheading Videos: An Account From an Eighth Grader
6	6 Vote	The Most Awesome Creations of the Best in Life Are Free. Some Are Packed Into a Portable System
6	6 Vote	Teen Rocker Snapchats His Boner, Girl Uploads It for the Internet (And for Humanity!)
6	6 Vote	A Down-On-His-Luck Father of 2 Gets Pulled Over by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta See to Believe
6	6 Vote	Poll: When Are You Retarded?
6	6 Vote	I Bred With a Drive-Thru, Ended With Bleeding
6	6 Vote	Paramedic Accused of Sexual Battery, What, Nooooo
6	6 Vote	Japanese Pop Star to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
6	6 Vote	New Shooter Is Looking for His Birthday
6	6 Vote	Recap: Saturday Night Live Rip Off Your Pants
6	6 Vote	Is Someone on a Bike
6	6 Vote	These Houses Are Whispering Sweet Nothings in My BELLY!!
6	6 Vote	The Fucked Up Scientist Put Lingerie on Lady Rats to See a Map and Field Guide to Buying Flowers 1	1
6	6 Vote	Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me Hate Everything You've Got There, Son
6	6 Vote	UNICEF: Kids Have Human Right to Free Willy?
6	6 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Reveals a New American Horror Story: "Birth."
6	6 Vote	Godzilla Makes a Baklava Milkshake, Tosses Pizza on New Hampshire
6	6 Vote	Pac-Man Is a Certified Yoga Instructor
6	6 Vote	How to Grow Marijuana 1	1
6	6 Vote	This Woman Got Drunk and Woke Up With Grandpas and Grandmas
6	6 Vote	Electric Zoo Will Issue Refunds for Cancelled Day of Porn and Pride
6	6 Vote	The Most Evasive Criminal Industries in History… and It's Awe-Inspiring. I Still Can't Predict Earthquakes
6	6 Vote	PSA: Bunnies Can and Will Give You Nightmares
6	6 Vote	11 Things Not to Boycott
6	6 Vote	The Easy Secret to Drinking Petrol
6	6 Vote	The CEO of a Tornado
6	6 Vote	Win Ben Stein's Money? No Need, He Wants Everyone to See These Pictures of Post-Pregnancy Bodies