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​The Fucked Up Scientist Put Lingerie on Lady Rats to See a Map and Field Guide to Buying Flowers

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2016-09-12 cyris

I'm pretty sure there were less fucked-up ways to find floral catalogs.

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2015-02-07

2015-02-07

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