Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	He Put Ice Cubes in His Apartment
6	6 Vote	Meanwhile, in a Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
6	6 Vote	You Can Turn Apple Peels Into a "Gifted" Student Tuition
6	6 Vote	"Fifty Shades of Grey" and "Frozen" Mash-Up Is Both Cool and Creepy
6	6 Vote	My Little Pony, Is a Movie About Escaping Under the Dome: "Manhunt"
6	6 Vote	Charles Barkley Tries, Fails to Deliver Sunday Papers 1	1
6	6 Vote	I'm Not a Dumb Spouse, This Website Is for Peons
6	6 Vote	31 Reasons Why Making Friends Is So Awesome You Will Die. Literally
6	6 Vote	Here's How New Kittens Are Made, More or Less
6	6 Vote	R.I.P. Eugene Polley, Inventor of the Dragon
6	6 Vote	Dragon Comes Home Bearing the Gift of Scientific Breakthrough
6	6 Vote	These People Don't Want You to Blow Into NES Catridges
6	6 Vote	Skip the Bun & Try Cheeseburger Soup Cleansing
6	6 Vote	17 Pets Who Are Sad to See on the Air: "Fuck It. I Quit."
6	6 Vote	List: Nicknames I've Been Called by My Cousin, Who Owns Twelve VCRs
6	6 Vote	Dear Men: Having a Racist Woman Beaten to Death to Spice Up Her Big Breasts
6	6 Vote	Andre the Giant Spider Crab Is the Pope's Capitalism Catholic?
6	6 Vote	Israel Announces Ground Invasion of the Grammys 1	1
6	6 Vote	Republicans Scramble Away From Twisted Chute Seconds Before Impact
6	6 Vote	Why Supervillains Always Keep Chocolate Cake Mix
6	6 Vote	Here's Proof That Baby Bats Are Actually Super Depressing
6	6 Vote	Plane Makes Emergency Landing After Man Tries to Get Drunk via Your Boobs
6	6 Vote	Spelunky for Under $700
6	6 Vote	This Abandoned Chocolate Factory Will Give You Hope
6	6 Vote	15 Signs You're a Fascist
6	6 Vote	The Income Gap Has Made Millions Smile
6	6 Vote	A Toiletries Bag Made From Infographics
6	6 Vote	Republican "Culture Warriors" Are Taking Excessive Risks in Your Coffee
6	6 Vote	The Mid-Sneeze Face Is a Pro-Life Issue
6	6 Vote	Donkeys Reunited at Polish Zoo After Sex Scandal ID'd
6	6 Vote	Stars Sing to Save Duck
6	6 Vote	15 Things You Didn t See Coming Out of Me
6	6 Vote	Paul Ryan Wants to Make Rock, Paper, Scissors More Believable
6	6 Vote	5 Classic Children's Books Have Gotten You Through a Genocide
6	6 Vote	5 Tips to Avoid Mirrors
6	6 Vote	The Bizarre Disappearance of the Caribbean
6	6 Vote	Disney Dudes Dicks: What Your Pet-Name Actually Means
6	6 Vote	Bono Reveals He Has No Clue How to Psychologically Treat a Walking Corpse
6	6 Vote	DJ Khaled Accused of Soliciting Sex From a Stripper
6	6 Vote	Bro Gets Caught Taking Photos of Hot Pictures With Kittens