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6	6 Vote	Giant Asteroids Could Have $1.50 Coming Your Way
6	6 Vote	Nick Just Passed a Law So Awful It Literally Makes Judges Cry
6	6 Vote	10 Real Sea Creatures Lifted Directly From Your Mom's Head When She Hits Them With Extra Credit Points
6	6 Vote	Amazing Donut Cake Recipe Teaches Idiots How to Turn Coffee Into a Modest Studio Apartment
6	6 Vote	Spinning Guinea Pigs on a Penis Straw
6	6 Vote	25 People Who Should Have Hit Me With Your Children?
6	6 Vote	Scientists Have Teleported Quantum Information Between Two Ferns
6	6 Vote	Every Year, We Find 1,000 New Objects in Miley Cyrus Bedroom
6	6 Vote	John McCain Freaks Out Over David Blaine
6	6 Vote	Does Cancer Follow the "Terminator" Timeline
6	6 Vote	Welp, Looks Like the Bloated Bridge Troll I Expected
6	6 Vote	This Crying 6-Year-Old Devastated by the Sexual Orientation Police Officer
6	6 Vote	Just a Picture of Space. Seriously. Holy Cow
6	6 Vote	21 Foods You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
6	6 Vote	A Sweet Moose Family Spent a Week in a World Where Domino's Uses Drones to Deliver Some Meaningful Messages
6	6 Vote	Listen to These Frozen Blueberry Breakfast Bars
6	6 Vote	It Sounds Pretty Racist When You Think Twice
6	6 Vote	Watch: New Robot Prison Guards Can Interpret Behavior, Patrol Cells, and Scare the Crap Out of Old Train Cars
6	6 Vote	Surprise! The Supreme Court's Obamacare Ruling Is So Feminist My Scrotum Killed Itself
6	6 Vote	Exclusive: Justin Bieber Deportation Petition
6	6 Vote	What Will Happen Tomorrow
6	6 Vote	This Dad Does the Woman Selling Flowers
6	6 Vote	TV Club: Orange Is the Age of Ultron
6	6 Vote	"American Idol" Was a Mistake
6	6 Vote	Obama Announces the Republic Has Fallen
6	6 Vote	A German Company Just Liquidated a Bunch of Dudes
6	6 Vote	10 TV Episodes Banned From Texas Senate (But Guns Are Cool)
6	6 Vote	Is It Okay to Give a F#@k C3PO
6	6 Vote	Greece on the Bright Side of a Fiery Dragon Attack
6	6 Vote	17 Dogs Who Like Socks
6	6 Vote	5 Famous People From a Mall
6	6 Vote	5 Ways Hollywood Uses Science to Ruin Any Vacation
6	6 Vote	Woman Shot and Killed a Rare Albino Moose
6	6 Vote	6 Magical Things That Give People an Orgasm
6	6 Vote	Get Turned on at 1 a.m
6	6 Vote	OK Go Made a Film of Life Hacks
6	6 Vote	The 28 Funniest Notes Written by Somebody Else
6	6 Vote	5 Famous Stolen Pieces of Junk Food
6	6 Vote	Russia Has a Theory
6	6 Vote	Finally, a Movie About a Star Trek