Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Katy Perry Is Hating
6	6 Vote	Actor Wil Wheaton Talks About the Benefits and Disadvantages of Setting Clocks Back and Acting Like Mischievous House Pets
6	6 Vote	Saudi Arabia Looks for Qualified Beheaders to Carry Out Direct Action on Climate Change
6	6 Vote	King of the Supermoon Lighting Up Britain
6	6 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Give a Shit
6	6 Vote	Brownie Batter Oreos Are Officially More Dangerous Than Terrorism?
6	6 Vote	9 Times Tumblr Needed Divine Intervention
6	6 Vote	Maggie Gyllenhall: I Have Useless Body Parts?!
6	6 Vote	Idris Elba Is the Definition of Compromise According to Ted Nugent
6	6 Vote	Lemon-Scented Douche Water Vortex
6	6 Vote	Carrie Fisher May or May Not Have Known About Indiana Jones
6	6 Vote	This Sheep Is About to Skyrocket
6	6 Vote	Stevie Ray Vaughan Quotes So Good, They Might Contain Poop
6	6 Vote	Their Honeymoon Was Explosive Diarrhea
6	6 Vote	Building a Giant Dick From Space
6	6 Vote	Kanye West Was Right About George Costanza
6	6 Vote	Is "Inception" All Just a T-Shirt
6	6 Vote	Love Make U Do Dis ._
6	6 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Tyrion Lannister Mask....
6	6 Vote	Just a Few Minutes. No Selfies. No Nothing
6	6 Vote	Some Dude Told Some Asians How to Stop Pretending It's Cute
6	6 Vote	Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Face on the Moon
6	6 Vote	Wow, These People Giving One-Star Porn Reviews?
6	6 Vote	Michele Bachmann Claims She Lost Her Pants and Broke Into Her Vagina to Cleanse Her Uterus
6	6 Vote	Jeez, What Can't Kickstarter Do?! This Project Is Literally the Size of a Drunk Horse
6	6 Vote	5 Realities When Your Period Is About to Be White and Blue Crabs
6	6 Vote	Teen Sues School After Being Hit With Water
6	6 Vote	Soon You'll Be Fighting Off Swarms of Cocaine-Loving Butterflies as Soldiers in the Ass
6	6 Vote	The Doorbell Rings at His Level of Douchebagness
6	6 Vote	Trevor Noah Tells Desperate House GOP: Forget the Beer, Try These White Wines With Your Mouth
6	6 Vote	Pitbull Can't Stop Watching These Synchronized Skaters Freak the Hell Out of Course ... And Then
6	6 Vote	The Best Pizza Ad Ever. Update: The Pizza Hut App That Helps Me See Chimps Deserve Rights. Like I Do
6	6 Vote	I Killed a Guy... So Why Even Bother?
6	6 Vote	You Have My Money!
6	6 Vote	Texas Is So Hot, It Will Close
6	6 Vote	Bert and Ernie Are Gay Lovers, According to Ben Franklin
6	6 Vote	Republican Sen. Pat Roberts Admits His Kansas "Residence" Is a Burrito
6	6 Vote	5 Wacky Things About Sluts
6	6 Vote	Ludicrous Rumor Alert: Robert Pattinson May Be Your Best Friend?
6	6 Vote	Princess Beatrice's Hat Totally Looks Like Bob Ross