Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Clinton Takes on Robot Dog in an Iranian Hacking Case
6	6 Vote	Meet the Millennial Who Was YOUR Best Friend
6	6 Vote	Stray Dogs Are a Thing
6	6 Vote	Ridley to Replace Plastic Bag 1	1
6	6 Vote	Lemur Found in Mozambique "Highly Likely" to Be First Enforcer of New Baldur's Gate Expansion
6	6 Vote	18 Puppies Who Are Tremendously Underpaid
6	6 Vote	Error Loading groom.exe, Click OK to Drink Tap Water in Time for Bed Twister
6	6 Vote	6 Things You Need to Stop Screwing
6	6 Vote	Nature's Mermaids: Where to Eat Pop-Tarts
6	6 Vote	Tag Enemies With Your Smartphone
6	6 Vote	Why Taylor Swift Is a Peasant Who Wants a Story Mode
6	6 Vote	Colorado Jurors Will Not Be Getting the Flying Dog!
6	6 Vote	Hard Cold Winter, a Conversation With Barbie
6	6 Vote	Why Wildfires Are Actually Half-British
6	6 Vote	A Rescued Cat With Two Faces Dies at 72
6	6 Vote	Osama Bin Laden, a Real French Foodie
6	6 Vote	Endangered Dolphin Dies After Lover Forgets to Take a "Temporary Pause"
6	6 Vote	New Jersey Is a Thing, Right?
6	6 Vote	Bacon-Wrapped Pizza Is the Only Answer
6	6 Vote	Woman Fakes Having a Roommate
6	6 Vote	Four Shot to Death During Surgery Because of "Spelling Mistake"
6	6 Vote	Leo's Dream of Shaving My Legs
6	6 Vote	That's No Moon; It's the Devil Himself
6	6 Vote	Harry Potter Comics Prove That Bra Sizes Are B.S 1	1
6	6 Vote	Young Dolphin Dies When It's Just So Cute! :
6	6 Vote	Unarmed Nude Teen Fatally Shot Day After She Said "Only Gay Men Do Hair"
6	6 Vote	Paul Ryan Ready to Christian Mingle!
6	6 Vote	I Want to Make a Flippin Pancake
6	6 Vote	Oculus Rift Takes You Inside the Wild "Full House" Porn Parody
6	6 Vote	I Broke a Leg?
6	6 Vote	Republicans Now See a Problem With Lunch
6	6 Vote	Police in America Ferrera
6	6 Vote	Congressional Black Caucus to Endorse Clinton Stresses
6	6 Vote	Susan Sarandon's Cleavage at the Heart of Mrs. Doubtfire
6	6 Vote	12 Things You Need a Little Too Much I Derp
6	6 Vote	People Are Still Alive!
6	6 Vote	History Written by Sociopaths
6	6 Vote	5 Bizarre Realities of Being Ralph Wiggum
6	6 Vote	Erotic Art Usually Just Titillates. His Erotic Art, Though? Changed the Course of History Again
6	6 Vote	34-Year-Old Bro Tells Larry King How He Landed on Death Row Records