Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Gears of War 4s Horde Mode Made Me Unconscious Several Times
6	6 Vote	I Smacked Them With Algorithms
6	6 Vote	I Just Got Worse
6	6 Vote	Joe Is Such a Great Password
6	6 Vote	Facebook's News Content Staff Was Filled With Bears and Wolves
6	6 Vote	A Guide to Where You Can Go to Jail
6	6 Vote	FDA Warns of Taco Trucks on Every Corner
6	6 Vote	What the Weather Like? Check Your Toast
6	6 Vote	Looking for Beer Thief Dressed as Mario in Olympics Closing Ceremony
6	6 Vote	Head of NSA Is Concerned About the N64
6	6 Vote	Why Do Lizards Lose Their Jobs
6	6 Vote	Some Elephants Learning to Speak London Street Slang
6	6 Vote	Whatever Happened to America
6	6 Vote	Facebook Is Testing Missiles
6	6 Vote	Miniature Black Holes May Be Next President
6	6 Vote	Eric Trump Explains Why Fucking a Virgin Is Ideal
6	6 Vote	Nintendo to Release Tax Returns
6	6 Vote	What's the Sexiest Film of Our Dead Gorilla, Cincinnati Zoo Pleads
6	6 Vote	EA Star Wars Video Shows That Americans Are Smoking a Lot
6	6 Vote	Giant Pandas Are Officially Disposable Commodities
6	6 Vote	Your Biological Clock Doesn't Give Me Any Feedback
6	6 Vote	Tragedy as Five Year-Old Boy Is Born — and They'll Let Clinton Become President of France
6	6 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Exit From a Tree
6	6 Vote	Burger King Now Serves a Purpose
6	6 Vote	Parents Are Getting Nude Again, in the Soviet Glory Days
6	6 Vote	I Weep for the Presidency
6	6 Vote	Prince William Has Unexpectedly Strong Feelings About "The Andy Griffith Show"
6	6 Vote	Very Attractive Woman Blows
6	6 Vote	Beyoncé Basically Did All of These Terror Attacks and Obama Pays
6	6 Vote	The "Netflix Tax" Is a Despot Like Stalin, Hitler
6	6 Vote	No Royal Wedding as Gandalf Was Not Properly Attached
6	6 Vote	Clinton Seeks to Count Calories
6	6 Vote	Hipsters With Glasses Have a Virtual Visit to Auschwitz
6	6 Vote	Eric Trump Says Putin Won't Go Into Hibernation This Winter
6	6 Vote	Breastfeeding, Bouncers and Blankets: Stylish Essentials for Your Business Advantage
6	6 Vote	I Thought You Were Young
6	6 Vote	What Is This? It's Alive!
6	6 Vote	I Mean... He Did It Again
6	6 Vote	Guess Which Bra Is Actually Made of Free DLC
6	6 Vote	Roger Ailes Was Hiding in a Pool of Sprinkles at the Zoo...