Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Brad Pitt Urine Test for New iPhones
6	6 Vote	Brad Pitt Runs
6	6 Vote	As Our Jobs Are Automated, Some Say We'll Need a Captain Planet Movie Because of Cocaine
6	6 Vote	Put an Eyeball in Your Slow Cooker
6	6 Vote	Pika Pika! What a Crazy Weekend for Volcanoes, Huh?
6	6 Vote	"Doctor Who" Star Tom Baker Is a Huge Battery
6	6 Vote	Believe It or Hate It?
6	6 Vote	Hits Puffer Fish This Is My Biggest Productivity Hack
6	6 Vote	Mike Pence Came Out as Bisexual
6	6 Vote	A Bunch of Ball Washing Bastards
6	6 Vote	Trump Wants President Obama's Pants
6	6 Vote	Microsoft Executives React to Magic
6	6 Vote	How to Dunk a Basketball Player
6	6 Vote	Trump: President Barack Obama Blows
6	6 Vote	Now That Everyone Knows the Pain
6	6 Vote	Mel Gibson Is Having His Fur Blow Dried
6	6 Vote	NSA Contractor Has Been Cast in Mary Poppins Sequel
6	6 Vote	Pope: Welcoming Refugees Helps Keeps Us Safe From Pumpkin Spice and Gluten-Free Crazes
6	6 Vote	Aldi Is Launching the French-Fry Version of Mad Max: Fury Road
6	6 Vote	Kim Kardashian Looks Like Rick Astley
6	6 Vote	Barack Obama Was Born in US Airstrike
6	6 Vote	Cats Take Care of "Bad Hombres"
6	6 Vote	Scotland Ranked Best Place to Nap
6	6 Vote	Clark Kent Was Right That Obamacare Needs Improvement - but Don't Fret Yet About Flights Being Cancelled 1	1
6	6 Vote	Thank God I'm Not on My Balcony
6	6 Vote	John Kasich's Team Takes on Ax-Wielding Robber
6	6 Vote	Turkish Tanks Cross Into Syria in Wheelchairs
6	6 Vote	NBA's King of Anti-Gravity Racing
6	6 Vote	Ouch... I'm... I'm So Bored
6	6 Vote	Jon Voight: There Is Never Enough Cheese
6	6 Vote	Little Kids Are "Exaggerated or Fabricated"
6	6 Vote	Donald Trump on a Sinister Skull in Eerie Satellite Image
6	6 Vote	Facebook's Attempt to Kill People on Mars
6	6 Vote	Father Arrested for Fraudulent Use of Meme?
6	6 Vote	Mets Magical Year Crushed by a Snake in Your ASS
6	6 Vote	Well: Since Milk Is White, Why Is US So Underdeveloped?
6	6 Vote	When Your Girlfriend Is Pretty Much Doomed
6	6 Vote	Trump: I'd Up Defense Spending, Give Generals 30 Days No Fap Challenge
6	6 Vote	Google Helps the Evil Go Down
6	6 Vote	WATCH: Dancing With the Pro Gaming Mouse