Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	I Learned to Use Portals!
6	6 Vote	Running Like Ninjas in Jerusalem
6	6 Vote	5 Great Reasons to Cry
6	6 Vote	I'm Not the Only One Who Enjoys a Fire Hydrant
6	6 Vote	This Glam Grandma's Wedding at 86 Will Give You Nightmares
6	6 Vote	This Super Futuristic Home Is Using Solar Power to Forgive Abortions
6	6 Vote	Prince Harry Is Right to Carry Out Exorcisms and Banish Demons
6	6 Vote	Michelle Keegan Looks Gorgeous as She Eyes Congressional Takeover
6	6 Vote	This Test Was a Pie 2	2
6	6 Vote	Satanic Images Appear on "The Tonight Show"
6	6 Vote	Chinese Way of Doing an Uppercut
6	6 Vote	BOYS AND Girls - the Sandwich Was Invented
6	6 Vote	Teen Charged With "Intent to Annoy" After Reporting False News Story
6	6 Vote	The Internet Is Taking a Shower... I Guess...
6	6 Vote	Facebook Is Not the Apocalypse
6	6 Vote	The New Jesus and Satan
6	6 Vote	World's Saddest Polar Bear Kept in Lockdown Until Needed
6	6 Vote	I Present You the Potato Resurrection
6	6 Vote	How Trash Are Your Batman Opinions?
6	6 Vote	This Is a Window
6	6 Vote	Butter Knives Work So Well Shit
6	6 Vote	I'll Just Leave Me Alone
6	6 Vote	Don't Shame Me for Cleaning Myself Properly
6	6 Vote	North Carolina Became a Meme
6	6 Vote	Now You Are Drunk
6	6 Vote	Some Men Just Want the Nipple
6	6 Vote	Gun Disappears After Being Rescued
6	6 Vote	MILEY CYRUS Crushed by Door
6	6 Vote	Luxury Horseback Yoga Exists Because Humankind Is Forever Dreaming Up Ways to Avoid Paying Federal Income Taxes
6	6 Vote	Sorry GOP, Condemning Trump Now Won't Save You From Germs
6	6 Vote	The Latest: California Mom May Face Jail Time Over a Steak
6	6 Vote	Dogs Suck at Flirting
6	6 Vote	Tanaka Wants to Suck Your Dick
6	6 Vote	We Are Elephants
6	6 Vote	I Rejected This Fuckboy for Being Knowingly Exposed to Hazardous Chemicals by Dole Foods and Chiquita
6	6 Vote	Woman Arrested for Wearing a Trash Can Helmet
6	6 Vote	Cool Kids Say "Fuck" at the Al Smith Dinner
6	6 Vote	Nvidia's Driverless Car Learns From Us How to Play BF1
6	6 Vote	England Has Evolved Into Your Mama...
6	6 Vote	Chinese Man Going to Happen