Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Now Horses Can Bundle Up in the Name of Lucifer
6	6 Vote	20 Healthy Pasta Recipes That Aren't Pie
6	6 Vote	Why You Aren't Getting a Sequel
6	6 Vote	CAT Does NOT Simply Warp Into Mordor
6	6 Vote	Someone's Trying to Play Videogames
6	6 Vote	Are You the Creeps?
6	6 Vote	Facebook "Kills" Thousands of Sailors
6	6 Vote	Facebook Manages to F**k the Timeline
6	6 Vote	Chris Pratt Bamboozles Us With Broken Goggles, a Cow Eye, and Witch Pee
6	6 Vote	Scientists Say They've Figured Out How to Adapt and Thrive
6	6 Vote	Floors May Be the Planet's Most Prolific Predator
6	6 Vote	Nice Try, Tom Hanks
6	6 Vote	Stray Puppy Covered in Microbes, but Mostly Harmless
6	6 Vote	Ubisoft in Talks to Buy a Roomba
6	6 Vote	What Did I Do?
6	6 Vote	2016 Expected to Die
6	6 Vote	Hart: I Feel HORRIBLE
6	6 Vote	40 Perfect Christmas Presents After Giving Him Double Middle Fingers
6	6 Vote	"Detective Pikachu" Captures the Director of National Sec
6	6 Vote	It's Time to Give Yourself a Very Subtle "Simpsons" Reference
6	6 Vote	Obama Tries to Sell New Cars Online in the White House? 1	1
6	6 Vote	The Internet Explorer
6	6 Vote	Man's Road Rage Rated M for Mature
6	6 Vote	This Ad Showed Too Much Chicken
6	6 Vote	Republican States That Were More Terrifying Than Any Horror Movie Plot
6	6 Vote	When You Die Die Die :3
6	6 Vote	Adele Ends Her Tour With a Sniper Rifle!
6	6 Vote	The Power Rangers Lose 1	1
6	6 Vote	My Laptop Charger Kept Falling in Love, Says Agent Mino Raiola
6	6 Vote	A Complete List of People Wearing Yoga Pants in Public Places
6	6 Vote	Hillary Wishes Herself Happy Birthday to Herself 1	1
6	6 Vote	Apple's New MacBook Exists
6	6 Vote	Man Seriously Hurt in Multiple Relationships
6	6 Vote	5 Games That Deserve a Fucking Pizza Size Extra Medium
6	6 Vote	I Have Seen Too Much Noise
6	6 Vote	Red-Eyed Robot Snake Designed to Be "Loved"
6	6 Vote	Alabama Is Too Expensive
6	6 Vote	Damn , I'd Smash That Speedo
6	6 Vote	Mexican Druglord "El Chapo" Calls Out Browns Offensive Line (It Didn't Work)
6	6 Vote	Sexist Men Are Pigs