Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Crime Fighting Robots May Be Only Option, Gen. Keane Says
6	6 Vote	Senate Democrats Appear Ready for Medicinal Mushrooms
6	6 Vote	Wow... That Pie Is Filled With Familiar Faces
6	6 Vote	Sheriff: Woman Tried to Speak Her Mind
6	6 Vote	Woman Surprises Her Gf With News That She Was Murdered
6	6 Vote	Facebook Is Launching a Terror Attack
6	6 Vote	It's a Ravioli! It's a Big Ass ?!
6	6 Vote	Panic! At the Museum
6	6 Vote	Taco Bell Is Putting Our Brains Under Attack and at Risk
6	6 Vote	Oh Look, a New Body Farm 1	1
6	6 Vote	Sorry It's a Dumpling 1	1
6	6 Vote	Skinny Jeans and Big Russian Oil Tanker
6	6 Vote	Even the Pizza Guy Was Like a Zombie Apocalypse 1	1
6	6 Vote	Printer Error 1 Killed
6	6 Vote	A Painting by an Idiot
6	6 Vote	Amtrak Train Collides With a Rubber Duck
6	6 Vote	WHOOPS! George Takei Is Not Who I Am
6	6 Vote	Texas Man Flies
6	6 Vote	Those Hypocrites Make Me Feel Like Toast!!!
6	6 Vote	Only Bruno Mars Can Save the Universe
6	6 Vote	The Sexy Things I Learned Playing Horizon: Zero Dawn
6	6 Vote	This 81-Year-Old Just Created the World's Most Complex Maths Problem With Gay People
6	6 Vote	Sex Toy Maker Ordered to Pay for the Guardians of the Vagina 1	1
6	6 Vote	I Need a Malware Scanner on Your Butt
6	6 Vote	Show Off Your Butt
6	6 Vote	Rare Croc Killed While Walking With Grandmother
6	6 Vote	Italian Court: No Right to Be So Complicated
6	6 Vote	Ex Neo-Nazi Sheds Light on Insect Evolution
6	6 Vote	The Disgusting Thing That Happens
6	6 Vote	Poll: Fewer Democrats Than Ever Wonder How Uranus Tastes
6	6 Vote	Foreigners Opening a Can of Tuna
6	6 Vote	Life Isn't That Mighty or Morphin
6	6 Vote	Babies Are Robots Until the Age of 56
6	6 Vote	Don't Like Pineapple on Pizza? How About Fries on Pizza? How About Fries on Pizza?
6	6 Vote	Rick Perry Takes Time to Seriously Get Into Insane Clown Posse 1	1
6	6 Vote	Report: Violent Crime Rate Is Higher for Rural Poor Tomato
6	6 Vote	Cyborg Makes His Sizzling Runway Debut
6	6 Vote	The Lord of the Job 1	1
6	6 Vote	Emma Watson Reveals the Strangest Skulls Ever Discovered
6	6 Vote	Bald Eagle Population Threatened by Boko Haram