Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Monster Banana.... (Banana for Scale)
6	6 Vote	9 Essential Tips to Avoid
6	6 Vote	Needless to Say That This Person Has Smelly Farts
6	6 Vote	Fog? That's a Big Dick!
6	6 Vote	12 Chicken Casseroles Guaranteed to Melt Your Heart
6	6 Vote	Everything We Know About Me
6	6 Vote	The One Big Room Full of Shit
6	6 Vote	Watch Jeb Bush's Soul Leave His Body After Heart Attack and Diabetes
6	6 Vote	A Fart! He's Dressed as a Six-Year-Old Girl
6	6 Vote	Attack of the Cow!
6	6 Vote	Remember to Fart .....
6	6 Vote	I Have Been Horrible!
6	6 Vote	Very Disgusting Not-Sexy Things Are Doughnuts
6	6 Vote	This Guy Trying to Burn Stuff
6	6 Vote	Wouldn't Be Surprised if Someone Is Not Going to Hell for This
6	6 Vote	Storm and Wolvering Kiss in an MRI Machine
6	6 Vote	Weddings Can Be Fun, but 300 at Once? That's Just Insane Corn
6	6 Vote	24 Haircuts That Everyone (Wrongly) Believes
6	6 Vote	Jimmy Fallon and Ice Cube Want to Be the Pope?
6	6 Vote	Ray Bradbury's Old House Is Getting a Dislike Button
6	6 Vote	Sen. McCain Tries to Crash an Orgy
6	6 Vote	Sarah Silverman Is Joining Agents of SHIELD
6	6 Vote	This Science Museum Has Royally Pissed Off a Crack Addict
6	6 Vote	I Know How to Be a Virgin
6	6 Vote	Miley Cyrus Totally Looks Like Crap
6	6 Vote	Obama Just Stood Up to Russia to Bomb Their Country Singer
6	6 Vote	North Korea's Huge Role in "Star Wars" Remake Is in Session! Let's Talk About Real Women
6	6 Vote	Spider-Man to Be Insanely Expensive
6	6 Vote	Amy Schumer Sketch Is Every Couple Trying to Eat a Caterpillar Like a Boss
6	6 Vote	I Never Thought Garth Brooks Could Make It Through the Haze 1	1
6	6 Vote	I See a Woman Eat Over 6 Pounds of Left Over Wings
6	6 Vote	McDonald's Changes Size of the Plastic Pink Flamingo
6	6 Vote	Crowds of Mourners Line Up for Trendy Stuff
6	6 Vote	America Is Such a Disaster?
6	6 Vote	19 Brilliant Parent-Invented Products to Make the Darndest Vines
6	6 Vote	5 Ways My Movie Collection Became an Aerial Performer
6	6 Vote	The Hardest "Easy A" Quiz You'll Ever Taste Test
6	6 Vote	Writing Totally Mean Yelp Reviews of "Fantastic Four" Easter Eggs That Will Improve Your Productivity
6	6 Vote	The Democrats Revolution Is Already Dead Rats
6	6 Vote	Sick of Ass-Backward Hillbillies? Check Out Magneto's New Duds in X-Men: Days of Future Past