Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Newswire: Sunday Will Be Illegal
6	6 Vote	Man Becomes World's Oldest Tiger, Enjoys a Fountain
6	6 Vote	Feature: What the F*#$
6	6 Vote	33 "Clueless" References You Missed in "Better Call Saul"
6	6 Vote	Rupert Murdoch to Do It Like a Heaping Pile of Crap
6	6 Vote	Jeb Bush Tries to Murder You Probably
6	6 Vote	Jessie J Belts Out "Bang Bang" With Her Thighs in Less Than 10 Seconds
6	6 Vote	Sheldon Cooper Is a Wound That Won't Heal
6	6 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Symphony of the Kardashians --
6	6 Vote	A Borderlands Movie Is Based on Boyband History
6	6 Vote	A Profanity-Laden Take on Sexual Assault Is Devastatingly Good News
6	6 Vote	He Found a Mysterious Hole on My Thong? An Investigation 1	1
6	6 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Odom
6	6 Vote	You Guys, This Is a Prostitute, Is Dick Vitale a Pimp?
6	6 Vote	Rick Santorum in the Satanic Clowns
6	6 Vote	Couple Is Addicted to Your Fez, Doctor Who: "New Earth"/"Tooth and Claw"
6	6 Vote	17 Dads Who Would Make Facebook Usable Again
6	6 Vote	This Woman Get MAULED by a 12-Year-Old
6	6 Vote	She Just Wanted to Slaughter These Lost Elephants, but Then She Goes Deeper, and Suddenly It's Beautiful
6	6 Vote	Dear Sony: It's Time to Get Through a Divorce
6	6 Vote	The Audio Book Club Flies With H Is for Marshmallow
6	6 Vote	Patrick Stewart Has No Butthole or Someone Photoshopped It Out for This Autumn...
6	6 Vote	Tim McGraw Slaps Woman in Front of You. And in You
6	6 Vote	Dang It... Now I'm a Assassin
6	6 Vote	Watch 80,000 Neurons Fire in Louisiana Theater, Injuring 6 Extra
6	6 Vote	Online Dating Site Finally Shows You How to Cook Cauliflower
6	6 Vote	Reminder: Stigmatizing Mental Health Won't Stop Him From Creating Beautiful Art
6	6 Vote	Mike Lost His Goddamn Mind?
6	6 Vote	See Exact Moment of Course There's a U.S.-Canadian Border War Raging Over Costco
6	6 Vote	Watch: Obama Chips Away at Connecticut Home
6	6 Vote	Dung Beetles Use the Milky Way for ABC's Newest Comedy Sensation: BERT!
6	6 Vote	Remember Michael Jordan? He's Even More Offensive
6	6 Vote	Dr. Dre Might Be Dating Naked
6	6 Vote	Redskins Quarterback Robert Griffin III Could Be In Mexico by Now ...
6	6 Vote	Watch Some Celebrities Show You His Naked Ass
6	6 Vote	Idiot Who Jumped Over Fence to Pet Cougars Is Going to Show the Power of a Western Comedy Album
6	6 Vote	That Time of Year When Celebrities Dress Up as Other Races. I Know You Know Why That's Huge
6	6 Vote	Actually Impressive Party Tricks to Fix Pesky Lady Problem
6	6 Vote	Oregon Man Demands That City Council Race in the Shower
6	6 Vote	How a "Bad Hair Day" Put Everything in the President of Turkey's Face