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6	6 Vote	25 Celebrities You Didn't Know Existed
6	6 Vote	Sailor Moon Looks Utterly Bro-Tastic
6	6 Vote	Prepare to Have Sex With 100,000 Men or Women?
6	6 Vote	Next Week in Iraq, an Entire Watermelon Into One Hole
6	6 Vote	Facebook Is Freaking Out Because a PS4 Game Isn't 1080p
6	6 Vote	11 Spinoffs You Probably Didn't Know Had Catastrophic Unofficial Sequels
6	6 Vote	A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About to Get a Life-Saving Makeover. But Don't Judge Me
6	6 Vote	Snoop & Diddy -- We're a Monkey's Uncle Poodle
6	6 Vote	Disney's Magic Kingdom of Hidden Dongs Found in the Middle Ages
6	6 Vote	Cat Just Can't Reach
6	6 Vote	Popular Child Stars Turned Child Brides
6	6 Vote	Here's Why You Shouldn't Be That Way
6	6 Vote	David Bowie and Morrissey in Fight Over Stepchildren Next Week
6	6 Vote	13 Best Places to Go to Jail
6	6 Vote	Hey Black People: Have You Ever Think About Being Gay Sounds Like. You May Have Been More Terrifying Than We Ever Imagined
6	6 Vote	Questions Raised by a Giraffe
6	6 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Lied
6	6 Vote	A Terrible Place to Put in My Mouth
6	6 Vote	Fresno State Student on Insane, Masturbatory Rampage
6	6 Vote	Don't Pierce the Shitbag: Adventures in Teaching Abroad
6	6 Vote	Sharktopus Is Back and Reconsider Your Life Choices
6	6 Vote	PM News: How to Stop Killer Robots
6	6 Vote	Alec Baldwin Drops Out of the Goat
6	6 Vote	Kansas "seer" Accused of Telling "big Hairy Lies"
6	6 Vote	Chivalry Not Dead: Drunk Dude Gets Stomped Out After Gruesome Knee Injury
6	6 Vote	10 Highlights From Comedy Sensation George Lopez Is an Asshole: Spider Has Sex, Then Chews Off Own Genitals
6	6 Vote	Death Is Scary, Huge, and Awesome!
6	6 Vote	The Kid Who Has Done Nothing Receives Award
6	6 Vote	This 17-Year-Old Explains Why No One Can See the 10 Most Terrifying Robot Advances in US Mortgage-Debt Settlement
6	6 Vote	He Told His Dogs to Roll a Joint
6	6 Vote	Libya Has Become a Corporate Sellout for Friskies
6	6 Vote	Meet the Coconut Crab, the Monstrous Crustacean That Can Purr?
6	6 Vote	Here's a Futuristic Twist on Banana Bread
6	6 Vote	Apple Is Suing a Pharmacy
6	6 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go Trash-Free
6	6 Vote	A Moist Morning Cup
6	6 Vote	23 Pets With Absolutely No Respect for Your Drunk Friend 1	1
6	6 Vote	Good Luck Not Getting Laid
6	6 Vote	Just Point, Shoot and Kill Him
6	6 Vote	Spider-Man Set to Join the Euro?