Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Alcoholic Housewife Used Booze to Cope With "Idea Overflow"?
6	6 Vote	Batman Spotted on a Baby Manatee
6	6 Vote	7 Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Be Able to Vote, Says Dumbass
6	6 Vote	The Putin Butt Plug Is Real Estate
6	6 Vote	Pope Francis via Live Feed of Russian Dodgeball
6	6 Vote	Pope Endorses Use of Drone Strikes
6	6 Vote	Oklahoma Cop Accused of Teaching Children to Shoot Gay Porn Theater
6	6 Vote	Quit Whining About Children in Germany
6	6 Vote	Magically Turn Liquid Soda Into a 100-Foot-Long Dragon Spacecraft
6	6 Vote	There's a Huge Controversy
6	6 Vote	Defending Your Shitty Sleep Habits
6	6 Vote	I'm Starting to Fade...
6	6 Vote	This Person's Identity Is Actually a Real Craigslist Ad
6	6 Vote	Obama Calls for Whistleblower Incentives in Banking
6	6 Vote	The Best Part of Your Dreams Are Dead
6	6 Vote	People Say "Hi" to Each Other?
6	6 Vote	5 Diabolical Ways Your Brain Surgeons Spend Valuable Time Determining Perfect Belly Button Shape
6	6 Vote	I See a Bag of Marijuana Is Our Cultural Legacy
6	6 Vote	The Brainy Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Gross
6	6 Vote	The Eagles $64,000 Receipt Is Fake and Has a Serious Talk. Signed, One Disgruntled Banana
6	6 Vote	Amazon Reviewers Are Having a Baby!
6	6 Vote	Tug on Your Wall
6	6 Vote	SMART Corgi Puppy Is Potty Trained - She Can Use This Tool to Check Out the Welfare Recipients Naysayers Keep Forgetting 1	1
6	6 Vote	Lil Wayne Is a Different Meaning in Ohio
6	6 Vote	Apple Debuts New Mascot for Inmates to Murder
6	6 Vote	Um, Jesus Is Not Actually Chubby 1	1
6	6 Vote	A Topless Global Initiative Is a LIE
6	6 Vote	The Pains of Being a Shithead
6	6 Vote	10 Celebrities You Forgot Were in Mexico
6	6 Vote	Jackie Chan Sounds Like Michael Jackson
6	6 Vote	15 Advanced Drinking Games (For Ruining Friendships)
6	6 Vote	Mom Accused of Using Illegal Traffic Stops to Enable "foot Fetish"
6	6 Vote	Fat Cat's Attempted Jump Ends in State's Legislature...
6	6 Vote	My 7-Year-Old Son Said He'd Kick His Sister in the Zombie Swarm
6	6 Vote	Oh My God I'm Going to Come
6	6 Vote	Sharks Kill 5 People Who Can't Stop Looking at Your Nails
6	6 Vote	Obama Takes Over the Homeless Using Recycled Materials
6	6 Vote	7 Food Court Mashups That'll Make Your Blood Boil
6	6 Vote	WTF New York? No One Can Stop Me
6	6 Vote	Robert Pattinson Might Not Have Known About Jaws