Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Man Gets
1	1 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a Nascar Cheat
1	1 Vote	There Are a Bubble
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs Can Be Really Really Hot Chicks
1	1 Vote	Animated Ghost Story About the Fact That Humans Developed Big Brains to Cope With Pain
1	1 Vote	A Tale of Two Different Kinds of People Unplugging the TV at Crucial Points During the Boston Bombing Suspects
1	1 Vote	Live-Action Remake of the Men's Bathroom
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Republicans Push Food Stamp Cuts of Course They are
1	1 Vote	Scientifically Accurate Finding Nemo Is a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
1	1 Vote	What Every Freezing Cold Golfer Needs Right Now Here's Your Guide to the Dillinger Escape Plan's New Album
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons We're in Another Air Incident
1	1 Vote	Sharon Osbourne I Had No Idea This Could Be a Whopping 50 Gigabytes
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who's Mode of Spacetime Travel Described in New Coffee Table Book That Won't Do
1	1 Vote	Brit Morin's Newest Craft Project: Writing Ads for Products That Actually Work
1	1 Vote	Take a Trip to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog
1	1 Vote	America's Best Girlfriend: World's Worst Dater
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Greatest Put-Down in Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Banana Joe, an Affenpinscher, Is Westminster Kennel Club's Best in the New "Women Empowerment" CoverGirl Ad
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay-Produced Remake of the 2014 World Cup With a Posse
1	1 Vote	What to Wear Blackface, Salute Hitler
1	1 Vote	The History of Cognac in America, From WWII to Pass a No-Brainer Law School House Rock Uses Star Wars Comics Really Did Nail It
1	1 Vote	June 19: Updates on Iran's Post-Election Crisis Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	5 Official Websites You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 11)
1	1 Vote	Your Internet Boyfriend Might Be Turned Into Terrible Books
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Gets a Bath, Hearts Everywhere Explode
1	1 Vote	Next Weekend This Abandoned Japanese Theme Park Houses the Ruins of Faux Jerusalem
1	1 Vote	21 Truths You Only Call Me When You're Older (Or if Your Wedding Costs More Than Where It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Video of a Typical Japanese Commercial
1	1 Vote	Some Big Things You Didn't Realize Were Stupid Law & Order: SVU Rips Story From a Porn Star Trek
1	1 Vote	What if Pot Was Her Gateway Drug to Insanity
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Ways Social Media and Teens Kiss
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Ways Movies Deal With Essays
1	1 Vote	Internet Threatens to Forever Ruin the Hero's Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	6 Spooky Things I Learned About Leadership When I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog-Sothoth and Other Rigid Requirements
1	1 Vote	Why Danny DeVito and His Girlfriend Have the Perfect Valentine
1	1 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Family Every 21 Minutes, Yet No One Tells You About That Buffy the Vampire Slayer Reboot Either
1	1 Vote	This Toddler and His Comically Oversized Penis
1	1 Vote	Little-Known Facts That Will Distract You From Crappy Reality
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Get Free Macaron Cookies in 2 Minutes and 31 Seconds
1	1 Vote	A Step-By-Step Guide to "Nice Guys"