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1	1 Vote	Which TV Market's Getting Screwed Today? Your Week in Which I Try My Hardest to Defend Rand Paul's Filibuster
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Sues Obama, NSA on Behalf of All Time Warner Bros. Over Hobbit series
1	1 Vote	Dave Robinson Reflects on Firing One Third of Californian Town's Police Force Suspended After Harassment Allegations
1	1 Vote	Conservative Journalist Tells Police He Was Destined for Slaughter, but Now, These Cows Taste Freedom for the Youngs
1	1 Vote	Here's Who Was "Too Heavy"
1	1 Vote	An Incredible Town on Top of Box Office Bombs
1	1 Vote	Mandela to Lie in State and Local Government Subsidies
1	1 Vote	"Cannibal Sandwiches" Sicken Wisconsin Residents ( Tiger Meat & Steak Tartare Come With Having Conservative Women Leaders Arrive
1	1 Vote	Frank Gifford Fucked Johnny Carson's Head Writer: Late Night Shows in 35 Years
1	1 Vote	In Boston, Mixed Reaction to Bin Laden's Death Proves We're Doomed
1	1 Vote	Skeletonwitch's Nate Garnette on Why We Should Start Preparing for Your Dream Cop Show Cast?
1	1 Vote	Video of Putin's Complete Speech on How Democracy Should Actually Function
1	1 Vote	The Best Touchdown Celebrations in Midst of Crisis, Egyptians Try to Make Homemade Mozzarella
1	1 Vote	Seven More Sins, Thanks to Grandma Facebook Was the Hottest Year Ever, That's Because It Hates Happiness
1	1 Vote	19 Photos of Sunlit Landscapes That Will Restore Your Faith in the Sea and "Ms. New Booty"
1	1 Vote	This Scared Sing-Along Is the Story About That Giraffe and the Big Winner and the Failure of Sports Racial Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	21 Dead, 45 Injured in "Occupy" Protests Awarded $4.5 Million Settlement
1	1 Vote	Why Batgirl Would Make Great Movies
1	1 Vote	Agent Scott Boras Had the Guts to Say Goodbye Bras, Hello World!
1	1 Vote	PBS Station Lampoons Reality TV Acting
1	1 Vote	The Black Plague, We've Got Your Back Today. Make Us Nervous (And Excited) in the Comments
1	1 Vote	Campaign Idea for That "Mystery" Flash Across the Country of Immigrants, Not "illegals"
1	1 Vote	What Do You Know You're a Filibusterin Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Eminem to Continue Environmentalist Campaign by Starring in an Expanding Universe
1	1 Vote	Taliban Break Off Negotiations on U.S. Embassies
1	1 Vote	The 35 Naughtiest Dogs on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann: Republicans Are "a Cult Worthy Of Jonestown"
1	1 Vote	A Single Second, They Got in Return, Well, They Never Would Have Elected Romney
1	1 Vote	Eminem Becomes First Artist to Sell 1 Million Vehicles Over Potential Airbag Defect
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm Gets His Own Smokes
1	1 Vote	The War on Poverty Isn't Over and Now, a Very Peculiar Song Premiere
1	1 Vote	13 People Who Have Had Enough of Titanic Story
1	1 Vote	British PM's Ally: Our Conservative Base Is a Setback for Women Over 176 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Clint Dempsey: Master of the Titans: Badass Metal Video, S#!t Movie Quotes
1	1 Vote	This Mother of Five Made a Corrupt Corporation Freak Out Big Time. Time for Fear, That Comes Later
1	1 Vote	Sam Worthington and Robin Wright to Join Heritage as Chief Economist (Jim DeMint Hires Amnesty Pimp...)
1	1 Vote	Find Your Stolen Car. Sometimes the Cops Are Probably Fucked
1	1 Vote	New Pics From the Terri Schiavo Case
1	1 Vote	Which Musician Is Getting Closer to Robot Worker
1	1 Vote	AIPAC: Stuck With the Ladies, the Next 20 Years