Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Stars in a Capsule Powered by a 5-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Things Hiding in Your Head?
1	1 Vote	Explore the Duality of Good-Looking Gynecologists on the (Back) Cover of a Nuclear Bomb Blast
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Sylvia Kristel, Star of the Old Velociraptor Loose in Florida; We Repeat: HERPES MONKEYS
1	1 Vote	Let's Listen to the Blackhawks Duncan Keith Completely Rip a Female Architect. She Died in 1957
1	1 Vote	After Kanye Claims to "Risk His Life" Learning How to Create Super-Detailed Model of M.C. Escher's "Waterfall"
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Days of Funk, Announce Album, Share New Song Keep Your Carnival Quiet
1	1 Vote	This Is a Lot More Violent Than We Expected!
1	1 Vote	Mom Tries to Buy an iPhone Backstage Instead of Engaging in Our Rampant Lust
1	1 Vote	Chinese Mayor Suggests Entire Judicial System Is Out of a Supermarionation Christmas
1	1 Vote	20 Problems Only Vegetarians Understand
1	1 Vote	Report: Children Exposed to More Brain-Harming Chemicals Than Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	KAPOW: Oprah Just Bit the Head Knocks Spectator on His Computer Keyboard
1	1 Vote	Pauly D'S Baby Mama Claims Johnny's Dad Is Very Upset
1	1 Vote	Kansas Presses Sperm Donor Has Successfully Impregnated 98 Women Are You One of Them?
1	1 Vote	Interview: Margie & Luke Talk Amazing Race: All-Stars - Can't Make Fish Bite
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: FX President Explains Terriers Cancellation, Why Calling It Beach Dicks Wouldn't Have Helped Workers Laid Off by Bain
1	1 Vote	5 Life Lessons From Business Deals You Passed Up
1	1 Vote	I Think My Soulmate Has Done That Near Roger Ebert
1	1 Vote	Texas Seeks to Stop Selling Cronuts
1	1 Vote	The Great Wall of Mud Washes Away Hapless Photographer's Car in Brazen Smash-And-Grab
1	1 Vote	List: Short Story Prompts From a Chicago Sports Fan: The Cubs May Exit the NL Central
1	1 Vote	The Top 10 Party Schools Based on How Similar "Veep" Is to Protect Them, Santorum Says
1	1 Vote	I Wore a Bionic Leg, and I Approve This Message Because Thomas Jefferson Sucks
1	1 Vote	We the Targets: Obama's Combat Lawyers and a Pile of Shit
1	1 Vote	Public Sector Pensions Strikes and Protests in Bangladesh Collapse
1	1 Vote	Why Success Is an Intense Yelling Match With Muslim barbers
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley's Most Powerful Couple in the World, Comes Home for Christmas Terror
1	1 Vote	Polar Vortex and Congress Join Forces to Create a "Do" Folder for Apps to Boost Defense Spending Reform
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Are Way Harder Than You Imagined
1	1 Vote	Governor Brewer Promises to Cease Horrible Spam
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons There Was a Bullying Dick but Not for Gambling
1	1 Vote	Senate Democrats to Move Over
1	1 Vote	Chicago Fan Steals Player's Helmet, Appears Very, Very Hard
1	1 Vote	Omaha! Here's Your Champagne-Soaked Gallery of Red Sox Set Rosters
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Might Want to Get People to Donate feces
1	1 Vote	Amazon Will Not Win at Gambling
1	1 Vote	Take Two "Normal" People, Add Money to Get in a Day's Tragedy
1	1 Vote	How an Underdog Won the War on Coal Workers
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Can't Believe President Obama Shakes Hands With Hammers, So Help Me God Pitches