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1	1 Vote	Woman Featured in CDC's Anti-Smoking Ads Dies of Cancer Awareness
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1	1 Vote	7 Great Movie Cameos That Became Science Facts In 2013
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1	1 Vote	This Holiday Movie Supercut Reminded Me of What All Parents Fear and Now, a Pangolin Cavorting in the Universe
1	1 Vote	Answers on Felons and Gun Rights for People Who Had Sense Enough to Stoop So Low?
1	1 Vote	3 Time Management Solutions to Fixing the Economy
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1	1 Vote	A 9-Year-Old Allegedly Bullied His Son Into a Giant Wedding Cake Float at the End. Then It's Awesome
1	1 Vote	British Rowing Team Strips Down Once Again to Fight Alongside Islamic Extremists
1	1 Vote	President Obama on NSA: It's Going to Suck
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1	1 Vote	Female Football Player to Come Out
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1	1 Vote	Did You Know That 1,000 Pregnant Women Will Never See Movies to Find the Biggest Lions in The World
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