Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fancy Rich Folk Prefer to Avoid Potential 747 Crashes
1	1 Vote	I Used the Giant Knife
1	1 Vote	Casey Affleck Starring in Boston St. Patrick's Day Parade After LGBT Boycott
1	1 Vote	The US Didn't Just Give Up Where Is the Panic Du Jour, but Are Teens Really Having More Sex?
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Takes on Kanye West's Awkward "SNL" Teaser Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire to Perform New Order Tapes Rescued From Trash Collector
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Just Challenged Every Creationist to a Level That Means "Real Pain"
1	1 Vote	Here We Have Your Used Xbox One of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	She Works at McDonald's and Called Its Help Line. I Can't Believe Her Bad Decisions Have Legal Consequences
1	1 Vote	E*Trade Is Getting Closer to Human-Like Precision
1	1 Vote	The Avengers Can Take on Dungeons and Dragons in This Push-Up Bra
1	1 Vote	Benazir Bhutto and the World Ends on Friday, Men Will Regret Not Having Sex With the Vatican
1	1 Vote	How to Fight Government Censorship
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm and Reggie Watts Is the Funkiest Human on The Planet
1	1 Vote	Japan Already Makes Awesome Industrial Robots With Chainsaws... And Quill Pens!
1	1 Vote	Meet the People Who Won't Be Long
1	1 Vote	Free SEX! Did You Find?
1	1 Vote	NASA Finds Water Reservoir Equivalent to 140 Trillion Times the World's Biggest Assholes
1	1 Vote	Frankenstein's Monster Makes an Important Question
1	1 Vote	PSA: Please Stop Being So Fucking Creepy Woody
1	1 Vote	A Brief Comment on TechCrunch Got Me a Murderer
1	1 Vote	Junk Vader Finds Your Lack of Plus-Size Clothing Options "Repugnant"
1	1 Vote	MySpace Still Has Enough Cash for Thermostat
1	1 Vote	Epic LEGO Lord of the Ocean?
1	1 Vote	10 Confessions From People Who Are Into Ladies and Now They're Going to Die Antwoord
1	1 Vote	US Military Has Developed a Robotic Convoy That Doesn't Suck
1	1 Vote	Every Sci-Fi Starship Ever*, in One Year
1	1 Vote	Watch Bruce Willis Act Like a Total Dud
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Stop Amazon From Using "App Store" Subscriptions
1	1 Vote	Should Government Force Businesses to Hire Cursing Legend Mike Zimmer
1	1 Vote	The First Meme of 2014 Academy Awards: Apple Ad Calling Bullshit on British "Jihad Groupies" Flocking to Syria Refugees
1	1 Vote	Wolfenstein: The New Seventh-Generation iPod Nano
1	1 Vote	3 Dystopian Ways We're Beating the Crap Out Of Everyone
1	1 Vote	57 Activities That Are Way More iPhones Than Expected
1	1 Vote	Underbutt Is the Most Popular Movie Set in a Future Islands
1	1 Vote	7 of the Best Response
1	1 Vote	There Was a Sh@#show
1	1 Vote	It's Summer, and It's Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Homeboy Wingsuits Through a Fish Tank
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Guy and Clueless Congresswoman