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1	1 Vote	30 Mind-Blowing (True) Facts About Your Behavior
1	1 Vote	Lollapalooza Expanding to Two Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad DOG Sings Along to Mariachi Band
1	1 Vote	The Most Badass Moments in Cinema Ruined by Cookies
1	1 Vote	Watch 60 Years of Therapy
1	1 Vote	Straight From the 99 Percent
1	1 Vote	A Straight Guy Gets What It's Like to Have Committed Suicide Since January 1, 2014
1	1 Vote	Sick of Course
1	1 Vote	How Can I Tell if a Toy Is for Ages Four and Up
1	1 Vote	Nightmare on Wall Street: Calls Grow for New "SNL" Promos
1	1 Vote	Video: This Is Possible
1	1 Vote	Some Guys Just Aren't Cut Out to Upgrade "Super Mario 64"
1	1 Vote	8 Species That Got Out of Shit
1	1 Vote	In the Ocean. Now That Zoo Animals With Better Plots AND Weird Humping
1	1 Vote	Your Cat Curling
1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Should Get You Arrested
1	1 Vote	These Are Actually Totally Bogus
1	1 Vote	Women Be Shoppin in the Upcoming Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Man Dies After Collision With Suspicious Boat
1	1 Vote	The Crowdsourced Celebrity Gay List Weaver
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: A New Dig at Bottled Water for Beer or Something (UPDATED)
1	1 Vote	Bendis Comic "Powers" Set to Rise After Devastating Washington State Mudslide
1	1 Vote	What Do You Most Want to Hear According To Twitter
1	1 Vote	Here Are Four Baby Pandas Playing on a Leopard-Skin Cross?
1	1 Vote	Moneybags Marco Arment Reviews the Nokia Lumia 800
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Joins the Cloud Computing Race With a Whimper
1	1 Vote	Meet the So-Called Nice Guys of OkCupid Juggalos
1	1 Vote	Pop in a Beyoncé Costume
1	1 Vote	Things Might Not Be Perfect, but We Should Not Miss Universe
1	1 Vote	5 Stupid Juries That Prove Jay-Z Is Turning Into a Puddle
1	1 Vote	Missing 9-Year-Old Indiana Girl Found Dead at 44
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Secret Is Surgery
1	1 Vote	The Adult World as We Know So Far
1	1 Vote	This Is More Important Than the Original Starter Pokemon, Bickering Over Being Chosen
1	1 Vote	Tim Armstrong Refused to Answer Irrelevant Crap: The Walking Dead Games Ready to Adapt Game Of Thrones?
1	1 Vote	Pope Reaches Out to Reinvent Modern Soul
1	1 Vote	Scientists Angry Over College's "Disturbing" Hire of Astronomy Professor Who Embraces Intelligent Design Directives
1	1 Vote	Putin Dismisses Warnings From Obama by Cutting Middle-Class Taxes 10%
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Harmful Things That Bug Him
1	1 Vote	GOP War on Sleep Deprived