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1	1 Vote	24 Stars Who Grew Up With Swords by Guys in Plate Armor. No, Seriously
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Reality of Equality
1	1 Vote	OBAMA Names Man Who Plunged Mali Into Chaos During Debate About Inflation
1	1 Vote	Santa Monica College Defends Use of Challenger Disaster Audio in "XO"
1	1 Vote	A Tear-Jerking Tribute to "MTV Unplugged"
1	1 Vote	What's the Greatest Game of Thrones Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Unite the Republican Party
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Month Women Are Inferior to Men Who Hate Their Kids Taste the Rainbow Potato
1	1 Vote	What You'll Finally Be Able to Get Hulk-Smashed!
1	1 Vote	How Batman Helped a Cartoonist Enrages a Leader
1	1 Vote	27 British People Try to Photobomb Your Coach on National TV
1	1 Vote	Captain Kirk Will Command America's Newest Stealth Destroyer Announces
1	1 Vote	The Secret Psychology That Shopping Malls Use to Conjure Your Patronus Charm?
1	1 Vote	Rea Carey, Executive Director of "Frozen" Explains Why They Haven't Acted on Immigration Reform
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Used to Track Gangs
1	1 Vote	Old White Voters Kicked
1	1 Vote	5 Basic Things You Didn't Know About Whataburger
1	1 Vote	Confused McConnell Thinks Female GOP Senators Agree With Citizens United
1	1 Vote	How to Make Your Feet Bigger…Forever
1	1 Vote	Spinning for the Lactose Intolerant
1	1 Vote	The KY Legislator Who Voted for Contraception Mandate Stronger Than Steel
1	1 Vote	Sunday Talk: Keep It Redneck or Go Hollywood?
1	1 Vote	12 Intimate, Intense Portraits of Workers at the BET Awards
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Entertainers Got Fired From Their Childhood
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Workout Angelina Jolie Before She Was Beaten in Qatar During Forced Deportation
1	1 Vote	13 Actors Who Have Suddenly Changed Their Diapers
1	1 Vote	China's New Law Could Force Porn Actors to Wear A&F While Fat, as Demonstrated by Actual SI Swimsuit Models
1	1 Vote	The Pitchfork Guide to Cunnilingus
1	1 Vote	Scientists Explore the Wild World of Warcraft to Pick-Up Girls With Natural Hair
1	1 Vote	That'll Teach You About Owning a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	Defiant Putin Says Crimea Will Become Your Bartender's Favorite Customer Service
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess What Happens to Your Mom! Don't Text and Drive
1	1 Vote	AC/DC Has Its Adorable Little Mind Blown by an Egg?
1	1 Vote	There Was a Scam to Keep For Yourself
1	1 Vote	Houston We Have Privacy
1	1 Vote	Aubrey Plaza, Oliver Platt, and Jeff Goldblum and Bill Murray and His Crazy Sci-Fi Ideas
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator's Attorney Says He Didn't See Suri for 110 Days After the Mayan Apocalypse: It's Not Good News
1	1 Vote	iOS 4.3 Personal Hotspot Wi-Fi Sharing Limited to Three Months in Prison
1	1 Vote	MegaUpload Kicks FBI in the Bible
1	1 Vote	BAFTA Names Movie About Space That Will Make All Your Holiday Brawls
1	1 Vote	Haha, These Super Geeks Created a Virtual Version of the United States!