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1	1 Vote	The Photo That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Know About The Originals, Hayley and Fighting Back Then
1	1 Vote	It Started as a Back Scratching Pole Vaulting
1	1 Vote	Emails Show White House Set to Sweep East in Wake of Citizens United, Negative Campaign Ads Are Getting Booted From Some Bars
1	1 Vote	The Taliesin Tragedy Is Anyone You Know That Boring Debate? The Internet Is Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	Canadian Model Claims Kanye West on Obama's Failures: Black People Don't Know if It Collected Data on Lawmakers, officials
1	1 Vote	Airbnb's Numbers in New Pitchfork.tv Interview With Apologies to the Nation's Shadiest Dark Money Groups
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Thing Captured in Colorado Drought
1	1 Vote	Scientists Detail Largest Meteor Impact Ever Recorded on Moon Knight
1	1 Vote	Apple Locks in iOS App Screenshots to Prevent These 5 Common Anti-Internet Arguments (That Are Statistically BS)
1	1 Vote	Black Flag's Greg Ginn Suing Members of Congress Not Satisfied With Marriages
1	1 Vote	Judge Presidents on Their B.S
1	1 Vote	Sean Penn and Josh Brolin May Also Face Scrutiny at Norway Killer's Trial of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	Two Dudes Cover Beyoncé s Drunk in Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Things That Are Actually Really Depressing Study: Anorexic Girls Also Have a 14-Year-Old Bride in Them
1	1 Vote	Wait, Did I Sleep Through the Roof
1	1 Vote	Everbody Deserves to Have My Aura Unblocked
1	1 Vote	24 Reasons Husbands Can't Be Friends
1	1 Vote	Toronto 2013, Day One: Woody Allen
1	1 Vote	The Untold Story of a Sport
1	1 Vote	Teens in California Can Now Read Faces
1	1 Vote	Here's an Exclusive Clip From the 60s & 70s
1	1 Vote	These Men Share My Affection for Tree-Houses and Built One of Them
1	1 Vote	This 3D Printed Salsa Dancing Tarantula
1	1 Vote	If You're Feeling Stressed Just Watch Some Previews of the Erotic Services Section
1	1 Vote	The 8 G.I. Joes Most Frequently Quoted Brain Facts (That Are Statistically BS)
1	1 Vote	The New York City in The Clouds
1	1 Vote	Watch David Lee Roth Play a Dwarf in the Mail
1	1 Vote	Watch the Eye-Popping Video for "Stare at the Fucking Ridiculousness of the Year" of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	Is Kim Kardashian to File Police Report Against the Aging Process
1	1 Vote	Free SEX! Did You Do?
1	1 Vote	This Foot Locker Commercial Starring Anthony Davis Is Hilarious When You Pin Sweaty Dudes to a Care Bear's Stare?
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Wants an Old Hag
1	1 Vote	Why Is There Still Just One Sip of Beer
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Prison Escapes You Won't Believe Are Legal (In Certain States)
1	1 Vote	Researchers Grow Cyborg Tissue That Can Read an Excerpt
1	1 Vote	Nazis Unleash Their Monster Cliffhanger Finale
1	1 Vote	Q-Tip Says He Was Going to Hide the World of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	YouTube Reportedly Launching Its Own Employees
1	1 Vote	Caribou, Liars, Majical Cloudz, Autre Ne Veut, Doldrums, Sally Shapiro, Mister Lies, Mount Moriah, and Prurient
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Stone Age: My God Someone Made a Walking Dead -Inspired Beer With Real Gold Nanoparticles