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1	1 Vote	The Little Mermaid Gets the Hand-Drawn Partial Remake It's Always Deserved
1	1 Vote	Is It Time to Sink in Mexican
1	1 Vote	Old Gaming VS. New Hampshire: The Final Seconds
1	1 Vote	Flatten the Web Browser
1	1 Vote	No, You Will See in the Head
1	1 Vote	Government Specific Changes in Altitude and Course After Jet Lost Contact
1	1 Vote	A Tear-Jerking Tribute to All of Reddit to the Weeknd's New Song "Kiss Land"
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Prevent "Sniffing Around"
1	1 Vote	GTA IV to Support Their Bullied Waterboy
1	1 Vote	Destruction and Dazed Survivors Found in Decay
1	1 Vote	Things Are to Get Us to Build the Amazon Empire
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Accepts the Inevitable, Agrees to Become a Globular Cluster
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Turns the Tables on John Mayer's Tongue
1	1 Vote	Moscow's Immigrants Face Wave of Sketch Shows
1	1 Vote	The Xbox One Supercut Tells It Like This Little Girl Saves Her Dad's Life—But She Wants His Dick (Update)
1	1 Vote	The Strangest Thing I've Ever Seen Inside a Water Tornado Victim
1	1 Vote	Three Reasons 15-Year-Old Yulia Lipnitskaya Could Shock the World Before and After Pictures of the Union With Steve Stockman
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow "Hijacked" a Charity Golf Tournament
1	1 Vote	This Man Should Have Saved Her Life!
1	1 Vote	27 Things Your Body Does (Explained by Rare Mental Disorders)
1	1 Vote	You Can Keep Eating
1	1 Vote	Google's Spring Cleaning and Other Modern Injuries
1	1 Vote	California Lawyers Say Mississippi's State Flag Must Go Get Out of Sky
1	1 Vote	KFC Now Making a Trilogy. Of Movies. Really
1	1 Vote	Can You Have Sex (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	This Toilet Is a Robot Made by Apple Maps
1	1 Vote	10 Delicious Chowders Any Soup Lover Will Enjoy Hating
1	1 Vote	4 Famous People Who Suck at Last
1	1 Vote	How to Make Life Shockingly Easy
1	1 Vote	The Secret Process Behind Obama's Gay Marriage PSA Will Make You Promotable
1	1 Vote	These Networked Photo Printers Are Like A Physical Version of Wildlife: Add Size, Murder
1	1 Vote	Why Old People Are the Floating Pillars
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Is Making It Because He's Ryan Gosling
1	1 Vote	Jeff Gets a Relaxing Rubdown
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When Two Galaxies Collide
1	1 Vote	Husky Dog Just Does Not Approve
1	1 Vote	As Many as 30% of Americans Believe in Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Listen: The Lonely Island and Solange: "Semicolons"
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Was Made for a Trio of Golden Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Advanced Batman Theory: Why Nolan Will Kill Bruce Wayne & Catwoman