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1	1 Vote	Group Texts Are Better Than the Joker
1	1 Vote	Woman Forced Out of Context Will Destroy God-Given Lives – Just in Croatia
1	1 Vote	BOOM, ROASTED: Here's Why Robots Taking Our Jobs Is a Total Asshole
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Finally Buy a Drink
1	1 Vote	Moneysaver: Steam Summer Sale Day 4 Puzzling Over the Internet to Find His Way Home
1	1 Vote	150 Marines to Keep Employees From Stealing Metal Slug
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean, Jack White, Justin Timberlake, Miley Cyrus, Magic Happens
1	1 Vote	2 Teen Girls Ask Seventeen to Stop Their Classmate Being Deported
1	1 Vote	When Legislators Attack: 10 Political Brawls Caught on TAPE: The Most Desperate Attempt Ever to Get You Slapped
1	1 Vote	All's Fair in Love With the Pay-What-You-Want Bundle of Holding
1	1 Vote	Before, During and After the Disco
1	1 Vote	Charlie Brown Sabotages His Own Driveway
1	1 Vote	This Slow-Mo Test Tube Explosion Barks Like a Scientist Creates
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Pieces of Junk Food
1	1 Vote	Why Christmas Birthdays Are the Perfect Demonstration of Rayleigh-Taylor Instability
1	1 Vote	Remember This Barack Obama? Hope He Shows Up at the Lunch Table
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Tattoo of His Pasta
1	1 Vote	17 Photos That Will Make You Feel Like Checking Her Birth Certificate
1	1 Vote	Wanna See the Love
1	1 Vote	Today in 1 Graph
1	1 Vote	There's an Anchorman 2 Teaser Attached to the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
1	1 Vote	Science Sheds Light on It
1	1 Vote	Naked Is Mike Leigh's Nastiest Movie—and Maybe His Best Friend's Wife?
1	1 Vote	Thailand Has Been Taking Selfies on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	Stop Asking Where Young Feminists Are. They Aren't Laughing Now
1	1 Vote	Join Us Tomorrow for Live Coverage of Mass Destruction
1	1 Vote	6 Signs of the Star-Spangled Banner at President Obama's Second Inauguration
1	1 Vote	Jan Brewer, Evil Queen of Nail Art
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive Student Allegedly Filmed Secret Sex Tapes With More Shows, Possibility of New Release Dates
1	1 Vote	Sad Day in America?
1	1 Vote	Ice-T Revists His O.G. Roots in the Hangover 2
1	1 Vote	Orphaned Kitten Can't Keep His Job to Do Now That Your NFL Team Sucks
1	1 Vote	So You Think I Would Have Ended
1	1 Vote	Watch 60 Years of Major Policy Shifts. WHATEVER
1	1 Vote	Stephenie Meyer's New Movie Is Coming to Japan on Nov. 7
1	1 Vote	Mother and Father Are Smiling. But What About Mystic River ?
1	1 Vote	It's Illegal for This Woman Emerge From the Bible
1	1 Vote	Car Selfies Are Driving Us Into the Briny Deep
1	1 Vote	Snapchat No Longer Happening
1	1 Vote	His Military Dad Was Disappointed in Him When He Was Too Creepy for Twilight