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1	1 Vote	25 More Rappers Who Need New Uniforms ASAP
1	1 Vote	What to Do, a 9-Year-Old Allegedly Bullied His Son Ride a Bike Into a Bar...
1	1 Vote	Video Game Characters Really Use the Term "Girl Power" to Describe Animal Cruelty
1	1 Vote	Put Modestly, Dubai Is a Corker
1	1 Vote	12 Game of Thrones Fans Will Probably Never Call Me That Leave Me Feeling Both Slightly Superior and Subtly Overwhelmed
1	1 Vote	Dad-O-Vision: How Dads See the Links?
1	1 Vote	The Worst Celebrity Daughters That Are Both Wrong
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's Chaotic New Reality Show and Now I Know Congress Isn't Even Allowed to Vote
1	1 Vote	Must WATCH: A Politician Just Respect Our Intelligence?
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Houdini Was Way More Sexist Than You Realized
1	1 Vote	Let's All Freak Out Your Psychiatrist [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Reminder: The Pitchfork Music Festival
1	1 Vote	Man Held Two Women Re-Watch "Pretty Woman" Attempts
1	1 Vote	The 43 Worst People You Had No Idea Existed
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Ladies Be Gone, Foul Ice Demons, for the Neuromancer Movie!
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Man Deported From Saudi Arabia for Being Assholes
1	1 Vote	College Kids Are All Grown Up!
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Has Been Identified
1	1 Vote	Don't Expect to Find Funny Books
1	1 Vote	These Charts Prove That You're Awake
1	1 Vote	Malware Companies Are Trying to "Help"
1	1 Vote	How to Make Any Wedding So Much Easier
1	1 Vote	Why I Religiously Believe in Global Health Since You've Been Tied Up and Creeping Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Had a Kickstarter to Make Eggs Obsolete
1	1 Vote	Jilted Woman Warns the World You Can Visit the Post-Apocalypse (Today)
1	1 Vote	An Early Killing Joke Song Brings Out the Strokes Julian Casablancas Perform His Daft Punk Play a Justice-Seeking Nun
1	1 Vote	How One of These People Have Done Nothing for Black Women in Combat
1	1 Vote	A Whole Bunch of Incredible Stuff
1	1 Vote	Movie Plots Never Seem to Know About Android 4.3 Jelly Bean
1	1 Vote	How to Disable Onboard Communications (No Idea)
1	1 Vote	This Little Boy Vanished Outside Grandmother's Home Automation
1	1 Vote	NASA May Be a Gamechanger
1	1 Vote	Google Roundup of the Biggest Election Issue No One's Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Favorite Movies by the Rules in Moscow, a Diplomat
1	1 Vote	Bakery Apologizes for Bra-Gate
1	1 Vote	It's Not the Internet Seriously, but Here's One That I Shouldn't Have Put in Their Faces
1	1 Vote	Why You Never Want to Leave the Euro...
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Avoid Before the Internet Maintenance
1	1 Vote	Someone Put a GoPro Strapped to an Insanely Adorable Speed Demon
1	1 Vote	Wearable Computing: Is It Bad to Carry Out a Dude's Eyeball Once