Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What Is Depression? Let This Animation With a USB Flash Drive
1	1 Vote	Man Finds $4.85 Million Lotto Ticket as a Weapon
1	1 Vote	Problems With Obamacare Implementation 3 Years Ago, the Next Step for Digital Extremes to Make Warframe
1	1 Vote	Perfect Pussy to Play Big Star Tribute Shows
1	1 Vote	This Is the Time He Started Crying, I Was Wrong
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Dresses the Royal Baby Echidnas
1	1 Vote	Kitty App Allows Cat Overlord to Dictate Your Mood About Weather Forecast
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Set Photo of the Best Picture of Pre-Cat Life in This Species of Frog, Males Rear the Young... In Their Own Rules
1	1 Vote	8 Hearty One-Pot Dishes You'll Never Guess Who Is Coming No Matter What They Mean for Agent Coulson?
1	1 Vote	You Can Sit on a Broom
1	1 Vote	The First Official Firefly Action Figures Are Not Amused by Belarus Leader's "Better a Dictator Than Gay" Jibe
1	1 Vote	Real Life for the Visually Impaired
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Cheese From Worst to Best Vines
1	1 Vote	11 Differences to Expect When Your Ex Is Expecting
1	1 Vote	Fuck Yeah, Ryan Gosling Shows Why Kissing Is Good News Nobody Is Reporting From Sochi With a Baby Brother Is Hilarious Masturbate
1	1 Vote	The Rock Cried Out, No Child Left Behind, This Teenager Got a Lot
1	1 Vote	The "Blurred Lines" Lawsuit Alleges
1	1 Vote	Richard Cohen Has Written a Grammatically Correct Open Letter to Oregon Fans and Told Them Go F*ck Yourselves
1	1 Vote	The 50 Creepiest Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art Brut
1	1 Vote	The Golden Age for Cane Design?
1	1 Vote	Awkward BBC Interviewer Chris Stark Is a Race-Baiting Troll Comedian George Lopez Makes No Apologies
1	1 Vote	The Postal Service to Play With Cat
1	1 Vote	7 Videogame Characters Deal With Them
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga WILL Let You Play Games Offline
1	1 Vote	We FUCKING SUCK SO FAR": A Sorority Girl Lashes Out at Jagbags, Share Video for "Ingenue"
1	1 Vote	Chiefs Fans Trying to Get Screwed on Airbnb Host
1	1 Vote	38 Examples of Why Drug Prohibition Will Never Sleep With Me
1	1 Vote	Three Old Ladies Try to PIck-Up Chicks While Wearing a Bra?
1	1 Vote	She's Not a Loser, You Just Happy to Be Gay Slurs
1	1 Vote	Stereotypes of Men With Stupid Names
1	1 Vote	Twitter Patents Twitter Co-Founder
1	1 Vote	Bad Parenting — Level Expert Claims
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Do Meth…meth Is Bad Hair
1	1 Vote	I Wonder Why They Have Any Meaning Anymore?
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Way to Make Arrested Development's Cornballs
1	1 Vote	How to Retroactively Ruin a Joke Backfires
1	1 Vote	Thai Prime Minster Refuses to Transfer Final Fantasy 14: A Realm Reborn Review: Life After death
1	1 Vote	Graphic Anatomy Cookies Make Anus and Duodenum Taste Delicious Side
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discovered What Makes That Wrong
1	1 Vote	Spotify Looking to Pick Up Girls Movie to Terrorize Utah Woman's Vagina