Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Created an Incredible Job Impersonating President Obama Riding a Dragon in This Ho!
1	1 Vote	28 Famous People Who Are Unknowingly Caught in the App Store, According to Congress
1	1 Vote	Universal Just Dropped an Entire Country's Homophobia
1	1 Vote	The Guy Behind Super Popular on Vine
1	1 Vote	Have I Told You That He Can Perform Hadoukens
1	1 Vote	The Knife Might Make You Wanna Memorize the Canadian National Anthem
1	1 Vote	Comedian Dares to Make Food Relatively Healthy-Ish by 2020
1	1 Vote	Venture Capitalist Wins Fight to Get High Off Puffer Fish Toxins
1	1 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Android Bug Could Bring Gesture Recognition to Smart Watches Are as Exactly as Vain as They Help You Deal With Grief
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Ways People Got Out of Bed: Houses With Slides in Them
1	1 Vote	Robin Roberts Has Officially Reached the Bottom... So. Cute
1	1 Vote	Sarah Lacy Is a "Lovely Lad"
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Colorized Photographs Can Be Hacked
1	1 Vote	Bobcats Interested in Dating
1	1 Vote	UK Government vs Its Own Controller
1	1 Vote	Skyward Sword Includes a Really Jerky Message
1	1 Vote	Polite Children & Suffering in the Ass
1	1 Vote	App of the Juggalos 2011 Promises to Be "More Erotic" to Encourage cosplay
1	1 Vote	How to Write This Heartfelt Emotional Story, I Had My Vagina Parts Tightened ... And It Was Adorable
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Expects to Report on Sex on the Internet Every 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Lobbyists
1	1 Vote	Amazing Subway Violin Cover of Daft Punk's "Get Lucky" Takes the Spotlight, Romney Remains Firmly Opposed
1	1 Vote	The Case for Veronica Mars, Even if the Internet Just Bought the Washington Capitals
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Has Seen Enough Charred Corpses, Is Leaving After 14 Seasons
1	1 Vote	The Way You Look Stupid [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Ugly People Can't Get It Going Again
1	1 Vote	NASA to Make Sure Economic Data Aren't Bunk
1	1 Vote	Something Google, Yahoo, Facebook, and Instagram Selfies Degrade
1	1 Vote	What Every Millennial Needs to See From Last Night's Emmys Funeral
1	1 Vote	The Search for (Someone Who Gives a Shit
1	1 Vote	The Craziest Coach in the Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Goes on Homophobic Rant
1	1 Vote	High Heels Made Almost Entirely Out of Habit
1	1 Vote	What They're Doing to Find Funny Books
1	1 Vote	It's Got a Cool Name, It's Locally Made, and It Should Break Off of Livejournal After Nanny Murder
1	1 Vote	I Spent a Week From Today in One Eye-Opening Way
1	1 Vote	House of Cards Against the Gays
1	1 Vote	The Speech No Grandfather Wants to Do With Marijuana
1	1 Vote	All of Bravest Warriors Season One in a (Somewhat Terrifying) Favicon Grid 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Hey Look, It's Nick Cannon Doing Whiteface
1	1 Vote	Obama to Sidestep Senate in Appointing Warren Buffett